JCA/Bremerton's definitions

analoctilites

A shitty outlook on life. (Anal + Optical)

It appears that the weird way he thinks and goes about his day he has been stricken with analoctilites.

by JCA/Bremerton October 27, 2021

rotate my dish

When in conversation with someone and the other person suddenly changes the subject, while forming a response to another subject you say you need to "rotate my dish" before responding.

I do not understand why so much money is spent on the researching of tidal projections. Now you ask why NATO is concerned with the foreign relations in Slovakia? Let me rotate my dish. (pause) Because two decades after their NATO membership in 2004, Slovakia has become friendly with Moscow.

by JCA/Bremerton September 7, 2023

party hat

A Condom

It looks like you took your party hat off too soon; there was fluid on the sheets.

by JCA/Bremerton December 26, 2021

foot on my throat

It is a metaphor meaning to keep a child on a path that does not include crime.

She kept a foot on my throat in order to make sure I followed the correct choices in life.

by JCA/Bremerton August 12, 2024

pump water

Chewing tobacco

I took all the pump water I need.

by JCA/Bremerton May 1, 2022

one turn on the trail

This was said by an old man acting as Clyde Barrow's father in the movie "The Highwaymen". I suspect that it means something like proceeding in yet another direction.

After working on the roof of my home I descended the ladder and mowed the lawn which was essentially one turn on the trail.

by JCA/Bremerton May 3, 2022

gutter meth

"Gutter meth" is really inexpensive methamphetamine.

These guys manufactured gutter meth but have yet to sell it.

by JCA/Bremerton October 5, 2020