JCA/Bremerton's definitions

analoctilites

A shitty outlook on life. (Anal + Optical)

It appears that the weird way he thinks and goes about his day he has been stricken with analoctilites.

by JCA/Bremerton October 27, 2021

cruising round

In boxing, a cruising round is when a boxer slackens off on any offensive actions which are taxing on the body.

Ali's cruising round against Foreman was necessary for Ali to rest a little bit while continuing to tire Foreman out.

by JCA/Bremerton August 1, 2024

All kittens and moonbeams

Everything is just fine.

Going through the process of retiring from the U.S.N. was all kittens and moonbeams.

by JCA/Bremerton August 3, 2023

party hat

A Condom

It looks like you took your party hat off too soon; there was fluid on the sheets.

by JCA/Bremerton December 26, 2021

rotate my dish

When in conversation with someone and the other person suddenly changes the subject, while forming a response to another subject you say you need to "rotate my dish" before responding.

I do not understand why so much money is spent on the researching of tidal projections. Now you ask why NATO is concerned with the foreign relations in Slovakia? Let me rotate my dish. (pause) Because two decades after their NATO membership in 2004, Slovakia has become friendly with Moscow.

by JCA/Bremerton September 7, 2023

puddled

When a log squishes a logger.

The log broke loose from the choker and 3 lumberjacks were puddled.

by JCA/Bremerton December 27, 2021

load his bazooka

Chowing down on someone another person's nickel.

About an hour ago he invited himself into my kitchen and proceeded to load his bazooka.

by JCA/Bremerton February 6, 2022