puddled

When a log squishes a logger.

The log broke loose from the choker and 3 lumberjacks were puddled.

by JCA/Bremerton December 27, 2021

rotate my dish

When in conversation with someone and the other person suddenly changes the subject, while forming a response to another subject you say you need to "rotate my dish" before responding.

I do not understand why so much money is spent on the researching of tidal projections. Now you ask why NATO is concerned with the foreign relations in Slovakia? Let me rotate my dish. (pause) Because two decades after their NATO membership in 2004, Slovakia has become friendly with Moscow.

by JCA/Bremerton September 07, 2023

regular rolls in the snow

Uses cocaine on a regular basis.

Although he still works as a welder, he also takes regular rolls in the snow.

by JCA/Bremerton August 16, 2023

gutter meth

"Gutter meth" is really inexpensive methamphetamine.

These guys manufactured gutter meth but have yet to sell it.

by JCA/Bremerton October 05, 2020

nixonion flop sweat

A political term indicating a fear of failure before an audience.

He tried to wiggle out of a direct answer (because he did not know the answer) and proceeded to go into a nixonion flop sweat.

by JCA/Bremerton October 15, 2023

stick time

The amount of time a big-rig driver spent driving a big-rig.

He was chosen for the run because he had more stick time than the other three drivers.

by JCA/Bremerton July 15, 2017

analoctilites

A shitty outlook on life. (Anal + Optical)

It appears that the weird way he thinks and goes about his day he has been stricken with analoctilites.

by JCA/Bremerton October 27, 2021