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Turner-10

The scientific name of the strain of Coronavirus running rampant through the LA Dodgers organization.
Having been in the MLB Playoff Bubble in Texas since Tuesday, October 6, 2020, Justin Turner of the Los Angeles Dodgers, had finally had enough of quarantine, and took advantage of the off-day in the World Series schedule on Thursday, October 22nd, by going out and catching the 'Rona at a local bar. After a couple of days of incubation, Turner finally popped positive for the virus on Tuesday, October 27th -- now known as the official start of Turner-10. Although MLB officials were finally advised of the diagnosis, and had Turner removed from the game, Justin broke out of his new quarantine to help celebrate the World Series and spread Turner-10 to his teammates, families, and officials during the on-field ceremony.

Afterward, Turner was also seen taking a celebratory phone call from "Patient Zero" (Donald J. Trump) congratulating him on winning the World Series and becoming becoming a super-spreader of Turner-10.
by JB9903 October 28, 2020
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Zoullet

Combination of the words "Zoom" and "Mullet", referring to the home haircuts being made during the Covid Pandemic of 2020. When cutting one's own hair, the front is easy and ends up more "business-like," whereas the back is more difficult and is often completely butchered or more "party-like."
Zoullet. It's business in the front, and butchered in the back.

With the majority of all business now being conducted over Zoom meetings, it's important to keep your Zoullet looking it's best.

Derek logged in for his 8:00a Zoom meeting with a new professional looking haircut. However, when the boss asked him to grab a report off his printer behind him, Derek turned around to reveal a butchered scalp, the results of a 2020 zoullet.
by JB9903 December 21, 2020
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Christmas

The 359th day of the Gregorian calendar, or in the case of "leap year," the 360th day.
Christmas fell on December 25, 2019, and was the 359th day of the year.

Due to 2020 finding every possible way to suck, it was also a "leap year," so Christmas was on the 360th day on the calendar.
by JB9903 December 26, 2020
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