JB9903's definitions

Christmas

The 359th day of the Gregorian calendar, or in the case of "leap year," the 360th day.

Christmas fell on December 25, 2019, and was the 359th day of the year.

Due to 2020 finding every possible way to suck, it was also a "leap year," so Christmas was on the 360th day on the calendar.

by JB9903 December 26, 2020

Zoullet

Combination of the words "Zoom" and "Mullet", referring to the home haircuts being made during the Covid Pandemic of 2020. When cutting one's own hair, the front is easy and ends up more "business-like," whereas the back is more difficult and is often completely butchered or more "party-like."

Zoullet. It's business in the front, and butchered in the back.

With the majority of all business now being conducted over Zoom meetings, it's important to keep your Zoullet looking it's best.

Derek logged in for his 8:00a Zoom meeting with a new professional looking haircut. However, when the boss asked him to grab a report off his printer behind him, Derek turned around to reveal a butchered scalp, the results of a 2020 zoullet.

by JB9903 December 21, 2020

Pandlet

Combination of the words "Pandemic" and "Mullet", referring to home haircuts being made during the Covid-19 Pandemic of 2020. When cutting one's own hair, the front is easier to self-style, while the back (hard to cut by oneself) is a butchered mess.

As the unofficial hairstyle of 2020, the Pandlet is, "Business in the front, Pandemic in the back."

by JB9903 January 20, 2021