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Turner-10

The scientific name of the strain of Coronavirus running rampant through the LA Dodgers organization.

Having been in the MLB Playoff Bubble in Texas since Tuesday, October 6, 2020, Justin Turner of the Los Angeles Dodgers, had finally had enough of quarantine, and took advantage of the off-day in the World Series schedule on Thursday, October 22nd, by going out and catching the 'Rona at a local bar. After a couple of days of incubation, Turner finally popped positive for the virus on Tuesday, October 27th -- now known as the official start of Turner-10. Although MLB officials were finally advised of the diagnosis, and had Turner removed from the game, Justin broke out of his new quarantine to help celebrate the World Series and spread Turner-10 to his teammates, families, and officials during the on-field ceremony.

Afterward, Turner was also seen taking a celebratory phone call from "Patient Zero" (Donald J. Trump) congratulating him on winning the World Series and becoming becoming a super-spreader of Turner-10.

by JB9903 October 28, 2020

Donfather

The soon to be prison nickname of the Piece-Of-Totally-Useless-Shit (POTUS), Donald J. Trump.

Even before taking office, but especially since, the Donfather has had his very small hands in some shady shit.

by JB9903 October 28, 2020

Pandlet

Combination of the words "Pandemic" and "Mullet", referring to home haircuts being made during the Covid-19 Pandemic of 2020. When cutting one's own hair, the front is easier to self-style, while the back (hard to cut by oneself) is a butchered mess.

As the unofficial hairstyle of 2020, the Pandlet is, "Business in the front, Pandemic in the back."

by JB9903 January 20, 2021