JB9903's definitions

Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.

I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.

by JB9903 September 9, 2016

Christmas

The 359th day of the Gregorian calendar, or in the case of "leap year," the 360th day.

Christmas fell on December 25, 2019, and was the 359th day of the year.

Due to 2020 finding every possible way to suck, it was also a "leap year," so Christmas was on the 360th day on the calendar.

by JB9903 December 26, 2020

Pandlet

Combination of the words "Pandemic" and "Mullet", referring to home haircuts being made during the Covid-19 Pandemic of 2020. When cutting one's own hair, the front is easier to self-style, while the back (hard to cut by oneself) is a butchered mess.

As the unofficial hairstyle of 2020, the Pandlet is, "Business in the front, Pandemic in the back."

by JB9903 January 20, 2021