E-Day

November 3, 2020 -- The date in American history where we find out how the rest of us are going to die.

Well E-Day is finally upon us, and there's only two possible outcomes. If the Donfather wins the election, we finish dying off slowly at the hands of the 'Rona. On the other hand, Trumplethinskin loses, and throws a giant temper tantrum, whereas he either: (a.) calls in his White Supremisist friends to start a 2nd Civil War; or, (b.) he calls his buddies Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin and starts WW3. Regardless of the outcome, WE'RE F**KED!!!

by JB9903 October 28, 2020

Pandlet

Combination of the words "Pandemic" and "Mullet", referring to home haircuts being made during the Covid-19 Pandemic of 2020. When cutting one's own hair, the front is easier to self-style, while the back (hard to cut by oneself) is a butchered mess.

As the unofficial hairstyle of 2020, the Pandlet is, "Business in the front, Pandemic in the back."

by JB9903 January 20, 2021

Donfather

The soon to be prison nickname of the Piece-Of-Totally-Useless-Shit (POTUS), Donald J. Trump.

Even before taking office, but especially since, the Donfather has had his very small hands in some shady shit.

by JB9903 October 28, 2020