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E-Day

November 3, 2020 -- The date in American history where we find out how the rest of us are going to die.

Well E-Day is finally upon us, and there's only two possible outcomes. If the Donfather wins the election, we finish dying off slowly at the hands of the 'Rona. On the other hand, Trumplethinskin loses, and throws a giant temper tantrum, whereas he either: (a.) calls in his White Supremisist friends to start a 2nd Civil War; or, (b.) he calls his buddies Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin and starts WW3. Regardless of the outcome, WE'RE F**KED!!!

by JB9903 October 28, 2020

Turner-10

The scientific name of the strain of Coronavirus running rampant through the LA Dodgers organization.

Having been in the MLB Playoff Bubble in Texas since Tuesday, October 6, 2020, Justin Turner of the Los Angeles Dodgers, had finally had enough of quarantine, and took advantage of the off-day in the World Series schedule on Thursday, October 22nd, by going out and catching the 'Rona at a local bar. After a couple of days of incubation, Turner finally popped positive for the virus on Tuesday, October 27th -- now known as the official start of Turner-10. Although MLB officials were finally advised of the diagnosis, and had Turner removed from the game, Justin broke out of his new quarantine to help celebrate the World Series and spread Turner-10 to his teammates, families, and officials during the on-field ceremony.

Afterward, Turner was also seen taking a celebratory phone call from "Patient Zero" (Donald J. Trump) congratulating him on winning the World Series and becoming becoming a super-spreader of Turner-10.

by JB9903 October 28, 2020

Christmas

The 359th day of the Gregorian calendar, or in the case of "leap year," the 360th day.

Christmas fell on December 25, 2019, and was the 359th day of the year.

Due to 2020 finding every possible way to suck, it was also a "leap year," so Christmas was on the 360th day on the calendar.

by JB9903 December 26, 2020