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Covid-Formal

The newest addition to the list of dress codes for men and women during the time of Covid-19, where most people are working from home and conducting business on Zoom calls. Covid-Formal joins casual, semi-casual, business-casual, semi-formal, and formal in the dress code lexicon.

Covid-Formal consists of business-attire (button-down shirt/tie/jacket for men and button-down shirt or blouse for women) on the torso, and lounge-wear (pajama pants, gym shorts, etc.) on the bottom.

Drew joined in on his daily work Zoom call from home, but didn't have the webcam angled just right, revealing his Covid-Formal dress code of suit and tie with gym shorts, to all of his co-workers.

by JB9903 February 13, 2021

Zoullet

Combination of the words "Zoom" and "Mullet", referring to the home haircuts being made during the Covid Pandemic of 2020. When cutting one's own hair, the front is easy and ends up more "business-like," whereas the back is more difficult and is often completely butchered or more "party-like."

Zoullet. It's business in the front, and butchered in the back.

With the majority of all business now being conducted over Zoom meetings, it's important to keep your Zoullet looking it's best.

Derek logged in for his 8:00a Zoom meeting with a new professional looking haircut. However, when the boss asked him to grab a report off his printer behind him, Derek turned around to reveal a butchered scalp, the results of a 2020 zoullet.

by JB9903 December 21, 2020

Christmas

The 359th day of the Gregorian calendar, or in the case of "leap year," the 360th day.

Christmas fell on December 25, 2019, and was the 359th day of the year.

Due to 2020 finding every possible way to suck, it was also a "leap year," so Christmas was on the 360th day on the calendar.

by JB9903 December 26, 2020