JB9903's definitions

E-Day

November 3, 2020 -- The date in American history where we find out how the rest of us are going to die.

Well E-Day is finally upon us, and there's only two possible outcomes. If the Donfather wins the election, we finish dying off slowly at the hands of the 'Rona. On the other hand, Trumplethinskin loses, and throws a giant temper tantrum, whereas he either: (a.) calls in his White Supremisist friends to start a 2nd Civil War; or, (b.) he calls his buddies Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin and starts WW3. Regardless of the outcome, WE'RE F**KED!!!

by JB9903 October 28, 2020

Pandlet

Combination of the words "Pandemic" and "Mullet", referring to home haircuts being made during the Covid-19 Pandemic of 2020. When cutting one's own hair, the front is easier to self-style, while the back (hard to cut by oneself) is a butchered mess.

As the unofficial hairstyle of 2020, the Pandlet is, "Business in the front, Pandemic in the back."

by JB9903 January 20, 2021

Zoullet

Combination of the words "Zoom" and "Mullet", referring to the home haircuts being made during the Covid Pandemic of 2020. When cutting one's own hair, the front is easy and ends up more "business-like," whereas the back is more difficult and is often completely butchered or more "party-like."

Zoullet. It's business in the front, and butchered in the back.

With the majority of all business now being conducted over Zoom meetings, it's important to keep your Zoullet looking it's best.

Derek logged in for his 8:00a Zoom meeting with a new professional looking haircut. However, when the boss asked him to grab a report off his printer behind him, Derek turned around to reveal a butchered scalp, the results of a 2020 zoullet.

by JB9903 December 21, 2020