ganjay

the weed, marijuana, pot.

"Im sippin' on Tanqueray, with my mind on my money, and a mouth full of ganjay"---Rage- Intro track on Snoop Dogg: Doggystyle

by jason June 23, 2004

Mo betta'

To attain a status better than the original.

My car is mo betta' than yours.

by Jason September 18, 2002

butt dust

Dust that comes within the anal cavity unexpectedly.

Jeff farted and his butt got a little smokey afterwards. I said, "Damn dude, did you see that cloud of butt dust you just left on that little kid?"

by Jason January 15, 2004

microsoft

A group of neo-nazis worshipping al malfunctioning stereo. A.K.A. My heroes.

Microsoft cant be bad......look at the freaking money they've made!

by Jason May 13, 2005

Safe Sex

When two safes have sex

Look, those safes are getting it on.

by Jason March 01, 2004

markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.

Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.

by Jason July 31, 2004

Take it like a champ!

1. Not fagging out.
2. Walking it off.
3. Sucking it up.
4. Don't be a pussy.

Hey bitch, you like that? Bend over and take it like a champ!

by Jason May 24, 2004