JAmes's definitions

Minnesota

Our governor used to be able to beat up your governor. bitch.

"Im jesse ventura, i kick ass"

by james December 31, 2003

altered beast

a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner

innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor

altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH

by james August 6, 2004

Rollover

Waking the next morning with in a drunken stupor similar to the one had the night before.

I woke up with such a rollover, I couldn't drive!

by James November 18, 2004

pikeys

pikeys are irish gipsies that like to steal, fight and do other mainly illegal things... they speak a completly different language and always smell ! they ae bloody hard and should be steered clear of !

no i dont want my fuckin drive tarmaced thanks all the same !

by james February 14, 2004

Muscle shirt

A shirt worn by weedy polish post grads to accentuate their otherwise unnoticeable arm muscles, in the vain attempt to attract women, and detract from the fact they have compulsive erections.

'Ey, ey, ey, 'Enry I got some muscle shirts, now the laydeez will be like "ooo I wanna rub your pecs so bad!"...no, I don't see why I need to be subtle'

by James March 16, 2005

BG Horse

Big Gay Hooker Ogre Raping Stinking Eater

Look at BG Horse, hes a fag!

by James October 29, 2004

Everyone is Different

Common phrase used by Very attractive women to tell 'loser guys' she is not at all interested in his Star Wars collector cups...nor is she interested in his sexual turn on's and fantacies.

LOSER MAN: "Yeah, i'm totally into the Princess Leia 'fantacy'...you know, the gold bikini? *wink*"

HOT SEX KITTEN: "Well, everyone is different..oh look! *points*

LOSER MAN:*looks* "Is it Leia?"

HOT SEX KITTEN: *runs away*

by James March 6, 2004