by James September 17, 2006

somone who moists out.. i.e. pikes, lazy as well as a bit wet behind the ears.talks in low soft whispers and yet is somewhat hopeful..if only slightly annrebriated.
Youre not coming again? Your'e such a moisty.He's not leaving the house today.He prefers to moist in front of the playstation.
by james January 11, 2004

I was faiched by my boyfirend the other day. We were on the phone and he told me that he really had to go (it was 12:35, mind you) because he had a class at 1:00 and didn't want to be late.
by James October 20, 2004

to masturbate on, but specifically, to a place.
by James May 13, 2005

A ridiculously enthusiastic personage. Convinced that everything's going to come up roses. Incapable of touching anything that will not, inevitably, fuck up. Completely unaware that the world will fall around his ankels once agin.
"Oh, well done, Guesty, that's worked a fucking treat, hasn't it"
"Yeah, Guesty, I'll put my money on that next ime, you chump"
"Yeah, Guesty, I'll put my money on that next ime, you chump"
by james November 15, 2003

TA's teach most of the classes at some big universities....or, I have to correct papers as an English Department TA.
by James November 11, 2003
