Definitions by JAKE

ass load 

More than a shitload, but less then a butt load

I have an ass load of work to do.
At least it ain't a butt load!

ass load by Jake October 27, 2003

Kick the Gong 

A 1930s slang term, meaning to smoke opium.

"He took her down to Chinatown/ And he showed her how to kick the gong around" -Cab Calloway "Minnie the Moocher"

Kick the Gong by Jake October 5, 2003

Eldi 

A man who all men look up to and worship.

Eldi by jake October 1, 2003

blop 

Recieving a blow job while taking a dump.

Honey, I have to take a dump. Time to give me a blop.

When Cindy was giving me a blop, she passed out from the fumes.

blop by Jake September 28, 2003

Krystal Steel

A hot blonde porn star with long legs, huge tits and one hell of a fine ass. She can ride a cock better like no other. And I want to eat her out like a young samolian boy eats a potato

Krystal Steel is one hot fucking bitch.

Krystal Steel by Jake September 28, 2003

Ye Ole Box 

An aged pink taco that is crusty and wreaks like my asshole after a major crap.

I can't stand the smell of your grandma's Ye Ole Box.

Ye Ole Box by Jake September 28, 2003

take it to the house 

To diss someone greatly.

I will take you to the house playing basketball.

take it to the house by Jake September 23, 2003