Enya

Sister of Maire Brennan (the lady you hear singing the theme song for Last of the Mohicans) who is from Ireland.
The future Empress of the world should be Enya.
by Jake May 06, 2004
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social security

A pyramid scheme run by the US Government. They promised to take your money to invest it for you so you'd have enough money to retire on, but from the very beginning they've just paid the people who are over 65 with the money sent in by the workers under 65. For any other organization to do this would be illegal. They don't make any real investments at all. They only 'invest' in other government agencies, which means they'll end up being paid back with yet more tax money taken by force from hard working Americans.
Joe Average says "I wanted to invest my money in a private account that I could control in order to plan for my retirement, but after paying tax for Social Security I didn't have enough left over to do that. If Social Security is so great, why do they have to force you to pay for it under threat of prison? If it was really so great, wouldn't people participate voluntarily?"
by Jake August 10, 2004
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Olivia Newton John

Gorgeous Australian singer with the best voice to ever grace the planet. Star of the musical "Grease".
Xanadu, Grease, Xanadude, Physical, Magic
by Jake February 02, 2005
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89

by Jake March 29, 2004
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purple-headed monster

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!
by Jake March 25, 2004
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Kickoff, the

First hit off of a blunt, joint, bowl or bong.
Its time for the kickoff.
by Jake May 21, 2004
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zambuoni

def. - anyone with the last name buoni
jake buoni is nicknamed zam - as in zam buoni
by jake March 30, 2005
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