J.N. Growling's definitions

Scaminar

A seminar that is a scam.

I think that guy who sells real estate on t.v. is only rich because of the money he makes off of the idiots who attend his scaminars.

by J.N. Growling March 6, 2011

Twilight

When you convince a girl to leave her family and run away with you on a road trip. After slumming around with her in sleazy motels that you never pay for, you finally rape, murder and drink all of her blood.

I was bored this summer so I decided to pull a twilight. (Sigh) I kinda' miss Megan though.

by J.N. Growling June 28, 2010

Ball Tuck

The act of moving one's scrotal sack to a more free and comfortable position or to incorporate movement.

I put my seatbelt on, did a ball tuck, moved the seat back and drove off.

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

Empiro

A revolutionary idea.

Jonas Salk had an empiro and decided to cure Polio.

Adolph Hitler had an empiro and decided to kill the Jews.

by J.N. Growling July 5, 2010

Dresch

A cute girl with a horrible or irritating laugh much like Fran Drescher.

If that Dresch over their wasn't so cute I'd cockslap her for laughing like that.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Holstens

The ice cream parlor where Tony Soprano was murdered in the HBO series, The Sopranos. It is a pretty nice establishment except when the tourists and film & tv tour buses invade and take pictures of it. It is located in Bloomfield, NJ.

You want to go to Holstens?

Nah, there's gonna' be too many people snappin' shots hoping to see James Gandolfini.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Pat Riley

Former NBA athlete and current coach of the Miami Heats.

Pat Riley sold his soul to the devil in exchange for Lebron James.

by J.N. Growling July 10, 2010