Definitions by J.N. Growling

Chronomatic 

The type of high that makes your vision go into widescreen and makes everything around you look and sound like a movie.

After my last hit, the lighting changed and everything got chronomatic.

Chronomatic by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Obinc

Stands for old bitch in nice car.

That wrinkly Obinc almost ran me over!

Obinc by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Brando Mouth 

A condition a person gets when their jaw is swollen thus leaving them incapable of speaking coherently much like Marlon Brando.

Scott just got his wisdom teeth taken out and now he'll have Brando Mouth for the next two weeks.

Brando Mouth by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Blipples

When a girl's nipples over shadow her areolas she ceases to have nipples. She has blipples.

Her blipples made it look as if two big ass prunes were accurately thrown at her chest.

Blipples by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Shampe 

A tattoo that is regretted by the owner.

I should've never got this shampe of Alf on my bicep.

Shampe by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Grind Talk 

When your grinding on a girl at a club or a party where the music is really loud and you start saying whatever the fuck you want because no one can properly hear you.

Grinder:"I'm gonna fuck you in the ass and eat your nipples like pepperoni!"
Girl Being Grinded On:"Did You Say Something!"
Grinder:"You dance nice!"
This is Grind Talk.

Grind Talk by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Holstens 

The ice cream parlor where Tony Soprano was murdered in the HBO series, The Sopranos. It is a pretty nice establishment except when the tourists and film & tv tour buses invade and take pictures of it. It is located in Bloomfield, NJ.

You want to go to Holstens?

Nah, there's gonna' be too many people snappin' shots hoping to see James Gandolfini.

Holstens by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010