J.Manstrong 's definitions

Wizard-Fresh

When you're so goddam fresh that it seems there must be some wizardry involved...

"Damn yo, Richard is so fuckin Wizard-Fresh today"

by J.Manstrong December 14, 2014

Techfin

Unlike a Fintech, who is dedicated to enabling financial or payment technology, a Techfin is first and foremost a technology company, who happens to consider payment to be one part of their holistic customer experience.

Techfin's are often large organisations that are designing complete consumer ecosystems and require integrated payment capability.

A Techfin could also be a small niche provider of services such as billing with integrated payments. These kinds of providers are emerging as part of the growing Open Banking space in a number of markets.

If the banking sector is unable to implement a cohesive and effective strategy to enable high-value digital consumer payment experiences, then the Techfins will implement it for them.

by J.Manstrong November 17, 2019

Nevigator

A person who is terrible with any kind of directions, even with google maps in hand they find a way to get lost, showing up late to everything.

Never + Navigator = Nevigator

'Hey everyone, sorry I'm late... Got lost somehow.'

'WTF dude, you're such a Nevigator.'

by J.Manstrong October 12, 2015

Burn It Down

Verb. To go out with the specific intention of achieving a level of inebriation so intense, that when you finally wake up from your binge-indused dirtnap blackout, you can only assume that you have burned your life to the ground.

Present tense;
- Hey, what are you boys up to tonight?

- Dude, we're gonna burn it down big time. Probably not coming back from one, just gonna push the boat out and let it sail

Past tense;
- Hey, what the hell happened to you last night?
- Dude, we burned it down so hard last night, I'm fairly certain my body is now 90% alcohol, probably been fired from my job and the bank will have foreclosed on what's left of my house...

by J.Manstrong December 26, 2016

ICYW

In case you're wondering

This would proceed or follow any informative statement;

- ICYW; I don't have herpes...

- I don't have herpes - ICYW...

by J.Manstrong August 26, 2014

Chamcaine

The ever delicious yet highly refined combination of champagne and cocaine. This makes for a glorious afternoon in the sun with friends, family, colleagues, enemies or even strangers.

Champagne + Cocaine = Chamcaine

Jeronimo: Hey Bruz, any plans this afternoon?
Markus: Nope, what's cooking?
Jeronimo: Its a beauty of a day, I'm thinking a little chamcaine session down at Soul Bar...
Markus: Oh dude... you had me at Chamcaine!
Jeronimo: Chaaaaaaahoooooo
Markus: Chaaaaaaaaahoooooooo

by J.Manstrong August 20, 2024

Full Head Of Steam

Phrase. To be seriously, dangerously and hilariously drunk.

Not location-specific; out with friends, on a date, at work - nowhere is safe from one of the lads getting a full head of steam up and running riot.

Interchangeable with;
- Massive Head Of Steam Up
- Fully Steamed

Superlative;
- World Record Head Of Steam Up

- Hey, did you see Ross last night?

- OMG yeah, he had a full head of steam up - I think he got arrested!
- What for?
- Everything...

by J.Manstrong January 2, 2017