J.J. Georvid's definitions

Smut

Dried male and female cum that are mixed in together.

"Me and Herman made smut last night. Hopefully my parents don't find any smut that we didn't clean."

by J.J. Georvid September 22, 2016

JAM

Fast way of texting "just a minute" or "just a moment."

Person 1: "Can you check what homework we have tonight?"
Person 2: "Sure, jam, let me go to the website."

by J.J. Georvid September 22, 2016

Viet-meh-knees

The action of when two women are in front of a third person, one in front of each knee, bang their vagina against the third persons knees. The third person can be male or female.

I just had Mary and Sue Viet-meh-knees me. It actually felt really cool.

by J.J. Georvid September 22, 2016

Flarp

A safe, clean way to cuss. Flarp most often replaces F**k.

n. Flarp
v. Flarpin'
"Flarp you, I don't like you either."
"I can't believe you got me this gift. I flarpin' love you!"

by J.J. Georvid September 23, 2016

F.I.T.H.

Acronym for Fire In The Hole. Most commonly used for team names.

Person about to blow something up: "F.I.T.H.!"
Team member: "Team F.I.T.H. is really schooling everybody out there on the field."

by J.J. Georvid September 23, 2016

Cat roller

The action of always using your lint roller just for collecting cat hairs on your clothes.

Cat person 1: I couldn't find my cat roller this morning so I have to go through the whole day today with all these cat hairs on me.

by J.J. Georvid February 2, 2017

The Pollo Loco Girl

A female who is crazy for cock. Interpreter that how you want to.

"That chick over there is such the pollo loco girl."

"I heard you know the pollo loco girl"

by J.J. Georvid September 23, 2016