J. P. Killham's definitions

gayist

1. Like a Marxist, but better dressed.
2. Practionioner of gayism - a gay.

Your dad's a gayist.

by J. P. Killham February 14, 2004

trainable

Alleged politically correct term for a retard. Inevitably gave the politically incorrect a new word for retard.
Can be used in an excellent "you're in denial" style gambit.

"Dan, you're such a trainable"
"I'm not trainable!"
"AAHAHAHAHAHAAAA"

by J. P. Killham February 14, 2004

pile of men

That into which Justin Wing Chung Hui would like to fall.
Also featured in the film Circuitry Man II.

Justin : "I don't want to fall into a pile of men"

by J. P. Killham February 14, 2004

bum cousin

Gay partner. Same as bum chum, but in a longer term relationship.

Ewww, are you bum cousins or something?

by J. P. Killham February 14, 2004