J. Arnier's definitions

lawn shark

Any miscellaneous item lying on the lawn that gets in the way while you're mowing. After you run the item over pieces of it may attempt to "bite" you as they're spat out the sides of the mower. This item could be anything from a golf club to trash that your neighbor plucked off his lawn and threw onto yours.

Herman: Hey, have you seen Collin's leg?
George: No, why? What happened?
Herman: He ran over an extension cord while he was mowing the lawn last night. It got stuck in the mower and started whipping around, cut up his leg really bad.
George: Gotta watch out for those damn lawn sharks!

by J. Arnier November 25, 2007

dick ripped

1. When your dick gets ripped off because you were doing something stupid and/or dangerous.

2. The act of shooting someone in the balls during an airsoft or paintball match.

I told Allen not to jack around with the meat cleaver, but he didn't listen to me and accidentally dick ripped himself. What a dumbass.

I dick ripped Jimmy last weekend while playing paintball. He was in so much pain he cried.

by J. Arnier May 19, 2007

com serv

Short for community service. One of the most boring ways to spend your day.

People say doing lot's of com serv will make you feel good inside. Those church boys...

by J. Arnier January 4, 2008

Droogie

A hardcore fan of the kickass thrash metal band Megadeth. The band's frontman, Dave Mustaine, uses the term when addressing his fans online.

If you don't mosh at the Megadeth concert you aren't a true Droogie.

by J. Arnier May 15, 2007

concert virginity

What someone has if they've never been to a kickass show and slammed some heads in the mosh pit, thus making that person a concert virgin.

Joe lost his concert virginity at the Slayer show on Saturday.

by J. Arnier May 28, 2007

Wildcat

A football drill in which there are two offensive linemen, a defensive lineman, a linebacker, a defensive back, a wide receiver, and a ball carrier lined up in a grid.

The ball carrier takes the ball to one side of the offensive double team where the linebacker attempts to make a stop. Towards the back of the grid the receiver tries to keep the defensive back out of the play.

Jason cried after Levon ran him over in the Wildcat drill. Even Coach laughed.

by J. Arnier May 14, 2007

raptress

1. A female rapper.

2. A female velociraptor.

1. Actor is to actress as rapper is to raptress.

2. Watch out for that one, it's a fucking raptress! Look at those claws!

by J. Arnier March 12, 2009