Oh My Lanta

An alternative way to say "Oh my Lord" or "Oh my god". The origin of the phrase is unknown. Not even the most brilliant scientists can decipher the mystery.

"Oh My Lanta! I just wet myself."
"Oh My Lanta! That man must weigh over 450 pounds!"

by J-dog April 26, 2005

down syndrome

A phrase used to make fun of someone after they have done something stupid. Also, a disease similar to mental retardation. Many people who have down syndrome have competed in the Special Olympics.

What the hell is your problem! Are you down syndrome or something?

by J-dog April 10, 2005

Stoned

A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention

"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."

by j-dog April 22, 2003

chiefed

any given space such as a car interior or bedroom that is so full of smoke there is a thick haze and significant odor throughout the room

"Last night we rolled two blunts and chiefed out my Cadillac."

by j-dog April 22, 2003

dingle berries

little balls of stank that hang off a hairy bitches crack. Can be from having the runs or menstration.

That bitch with the jungle bush has some stank dingle berries up in her crack.

by J-dog April 23, 2004

log watcher

One who has fecalphelia or an obsession watching someone deficate upon a glass coffee table while lying underneath and stroking their meat or rubbing their clitoris. Generally found in German Scheitza videos.

By typing in scat in Kazaa, you can usually find some pretty good log watcher movies.

by J-dog August 22, 2003

nerm

Nerm a term coined for an man whos name is norman.Whom everyone enjoys.Also can be used as afiller word in coversation.Also can be used as a negative.

You damn nerm! Get of that hooker!

by j-dog October 10, 2003