Definitions by J rock from the dirty E

A good tylering 

When you get a mop handle shoved up your ass farther than Tyler did in 13 reasons why

I could go for a good tylering right now, I hope there’s no blood this time

A good tylering by J rock from the dirty E August 6, 2022

Limited longhorn 

Best damn truck ever made. Obviously a ram, leather interior. Heated and cooled seats. High output Cummins. The hole in the roof. It’s got everything you could want. Smells like you’re sitting in a new baseball glove Other trucks want to be it. And Toyota owners will never attain it

I wish I could buy a limited longhorn, but I bought my wife a new car so I get to drive her old one. I have cash but I just bought lsv on credit. Camper is paid off but I have nothing to pull it. Guess I’ll never get to another nascar race. At least I can have a rowdy energy

Limited longhorn by J rock from the dirty E August 6, 2022

Rowdy energy 

Best energy drink on the market. Great taste and every can smells like Samantha Busch

Whenever I drink a rowdy energy, it feels like Samantha’s sitting on my face in the motor home while there’s some toilet bowl racing on in the background

Rowdy energy by J rock from the dirty E August 6, 2022

Samantha Busch 

Someone who wears bright red lipstick, marries for money and always dresses to impress

Look at Samantha Busch over there, you know she didn’t marry kyle for his looks

Samantha Busch by J rock from the dirty E August 6, 2022

Denny Hamlin 

Someone who cheats on their girlfriend with a two fingered prostitute. Typically never wins a championship and winds up alone after his ex puts nair in his shampoo bottle

“That whore gave me a good Denny Hamlin last night”

“After getting a Denny Hamlin, my hair keeps falling out when I shower

Denny Hamlin by J rock from the dirty E August 6, 2022

Sack skid

When a man is taking a shot and the long turd breaks off, falls forward and smacks the ball sack. Leaving a skid mark.

Janice was miffed last night while she was blowing my junk and she said it was a little funky. It must have been from the sack skid I had earlier.

Sack skid by J rock from the dirty E April 4, 2018

Toilet bowl racing 

The act of racing on a high banked short track, resembling the features of a toilet bowl. I.e. NASCAR

I don't get how the rednecks can enjoy 3 hours of toilet bowl racing!

Toilet bowl racing by J rock from the dirty E April 4, 2018