Samantha Busch

Someone who wears bright red lipstick, marries for money and always dresses to impress

Look at Samantha Busch over there, you know she didn’t marry kyle for his looks

by J rock from the dirty E August 06, 2022

Chicagoland 2018

The infamous 2018 Chicagoland incident. Cooler packed. Sunglasses on. Ready to go to Joliet for the nascar race. And your wife decides you can’t go.

“Uncle J crying again, what’s his problem?”

“He’s still upset about Chicagoland 2018”

by J rock from the dirty E December 24, 2023

Denny Hamlin

Someone who cheats on their girlfriend with a two fingered prostitute. Typically never wins a championship and winds up alone after his ex puts nair in his shampoo bottle

“That whore gave me a good Denny Hamlin last night”

“After getting a Denny Hamlin, my hair keeps falling out when I shower

by J rock from the dirty E August 06, 2022

Rowdy energy

Best energy drink on the market. Great taste and every can smells like Samantha Busch

Whenever I drink a rowdy energy, it feels like Samantha’s sitting on my face in the motor home while there’s some toilet bowl racing on in the background

by J rock from the dirty E August 06, 2022

Tio J

Uncle Jason. That cool uncle who bangs your aunt Nicole

Hey look it’s Tio J, getting head in his mega cab. Wait, aunt Nicole!!!?????

by J rock from the dirty E December 24, 2023

Limited longhorn

Best damn truck ever made. Obviously a ram, leather interior. Heated and cooled seats. High output Cummins. The hole in the roof. It’s got everything you could want. Smells like you’re sitting in a new baseball glove Other trucks want to be it. And Toyota owners will never attain it

I wish I could buy a limited longhorn, but I bought my wife a new car so I get to drive her old one. I have cash but I just bought lsv on credit. Camper is paid off but I have nothing to pull it. Guess I’ll never get to another nascar race. At least I can have a rowdy energy

by J rock from the dirty E August 06, 2022

secret waffle

When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.

Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise

by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025