J rock from the dirty E 's definitions

Limited longhorn

Best damn truck ever made. Obviously a ram, leather interior. Heated and cooled seats. High output Cummins. The hole in the roof. It’s got everything you could want. Smells like you’re sitting in a new baseball glove Other trucks want to be it. And Toyota owners will never attain it

I wish I could buy a limited longhorn, but I bought my wife a new car so I get to drive her old one. I have cash but I just bought lsv on credit. Camper is paid off but I have nothing to pull it. Guess I’ll never get to another nascar race. At least I can have a rowdy energy

by J rock from the dirty E August 6, 2022

Toilet bowl racing

The act of racing on a high banked short track, resembling the features of a toilet bowl. I.e. NASCAR

I don't get how the rednecks can enjoy 3 hours of toilet bowl racing!

by J rock from the dirty E April 4, 2018

A good tylering

When you get a mop handle shoved up your ass farther than Tyler did in 13 reasons why

I could go for a good tylering right now, I hope there’s no blood this time

by J rock from the dirty E August 6, 2022

secret waffle

When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.

Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise

by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025

Rowdy energy

Best energy drink on the market. Great taste and every can smells like Samantha Busch

Whenever I drink a rowdy energy, it feels like Samantha’s sitting on my face in the motor home while there’s some toilet bowl racing on in the background

by J rock from the dirty E August 6, 2022

WTM

Acronym for “Where’s the men”

Janice - “WTM at! I need some cock”

Kevin - “ go away Janice you smell like you were cleaning off a sack skid with that mouth”

by J rock from the dirty E August 17, 2022

Chicagoland 2018

The infamous 2018 Chicagoland incident. Cooler packed. Sunglasses on. Ready to go to Joliet for the nascar race. And your wife decides you can’t go.

“Uncle J crying again, what’s his problem?”

“He’s still upset about Chicagoland 2018”

by J rock from the dirty E December 23, 2023