The infamous 2018 Chicagoland incident. Cooler packed. Sunglasses on. Ready to go to Joliet for the nascar race. And your wife decides you can’t go.
by J rock from the dirty E December 23, 2023
A used up puss hole thats just been finished in. Looks like a roast beef dripping with mozzarella and baptized in juice
Damn Becky get that beef shack out of my face. I’m not eating that
Damn I just finished off Becky so hard. Looks like a beef shack down there
Damn I just finished off Becky so hard. Looks like a beef shack down there
by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025
Someone who cheats on their girlfriend with a two fingered prostitute. Typically never wins a championship and winds up alone after his ex puts nair in his shampoo bottle
“That whore gave me a good Denny Hamlin last night”
“After getting a Denny Hamlin, my hair keeps falling out when I shower
“After getting a Denny Hamlin, my hair keeps falling out when I shower
by J rock from the dirty E August 06, 2022
The act of racing on a high banked short track, resembling the features of a toilet bowl. I.e. NASCAR
by J rock from the dirty E April 04, 2018
Whenever I drink a rowdy energy, it feels like Samantha’s sitting on my face in the motor home while there’s some toilet bowl racing on in the background
by J rock from the dirty E August 06, 2022
When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.
Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise
by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025
by J rock from the dirty E August 30, 2022