Definitions by J allen P 1231

Grossities 

A collection or coverage of disgusting unclean items gathered in one area.

Her car had all sorts of grow cities on the floor seat and stick shift. His shirt was covered in grossities from last night's party. I did not want to sit in their bed as it was pasted with grossities. Her animals have left her carpet covered and grossities. Their grossities a collecting quite a pungent odor. I can't believe their countertops are covered in such Grossities.

Grossities by J allen P 1231 March 9, 2019

Fukton 

A lot of something.

He has a Fukton of garbage in his front yard.

Fukton by J allen P 1231 August 2, 2018

sittersauce 

The booze you give a friend for watching your kids on impromtu notice.

Can Darci watch our kids tonight? I will pick her up some sittersauce...

sittersauce by J allen P 1231 June 6, 2011

Freshness Gap 

The visible gap between a womans inner upper thighs, allowing air to flow freely. Thus creating a "Fresh" enviroment for the vagina.

She was standing there legs straight and closed, wearing her red bikini and I could still see the sun shine through her freshness gap.

Freshness Gap by J allen P 1231 October 25, 2010