J Mo's definitions

smorny

To be so horny, you'd have sex with a chick with AIDS and not care

Man, I'm smorny as shit right now.

by J Mo May 24, 2004

sappacious

this happens when someone invites someone else over on a date, then the invitee pays the bill

Seth invited Samus on a date; Samus payed the bill. That's so sappacious!

by J Mo January 31, 2003

j-mo

to be really cool and smart

Seth was j-mo the other day.

by J Mo January 31, 2003

1+0

in combination, equals out to ten 10
in sexual terms, signifies a male has one penis and one buttock

10
I have a penis and a buttock

by J Mo February 1, 2003

selenitic

to be sublime; to be superior to others

Because God is a superhuman, He is selenitic!

by J Mo January 31, 2003

crobar

to be extremely popular and well-liked

Seth is crobar!

by J Mo January 31, 2003

roxbury

to do something uncool or stupid

Seth was so roxbury when he drank beer.

by J Mo January 31, 2003