J Mo's definitions

samus

a female who is extremely hot

Sheila is so samus!

by J Mo January 31, 2003

j-mo

to be really cool and smart

Seth was j-mo the other day.

by J Mo January 31, 2003

smorny

To be so horny, you'd have sex with a chick with AIDS and not care

Man, I'm smorny as shit right now.

by J Mo May 24, 2004

sappacious

this happens when someone invites someone else over on a date, then the invitee pays the bill

Seth invited Samus on a date; Samus payed the bill. That's so sappacious!

by J Mo January 31, 2003

selenitic

to be sublime; to be superior to others

Because God is a superhuman, He is selenitic!

by J Mo January 31, 2003

crobar

to be extremely popular and well-liked

Seth is crobar!

by J Mo January 31, 2003

nargonflargonitis

a rash between the legs

Garrett has nargonflargonitis.

by J Mo February 10, 2003