Definitions by J Mo

smorny 

To be so horny, you'd have sex with a chick with AIDS and not care

Man, I'm smorny as shit right now.

smorny by J Mo May 24, 2004

nargonflargonitis 

a rash between the legs

Garrett has nargonflargonitis.

nargonflargonitis by J Mo February 10, 2003

1+0 

in combination, equals out to ten 10
in sexual terms, signifies a male has one penis and one buttock

10
I have a penis and a buttock

1+0 by J Mo February 1, 2003

j-mo 

to be really cool and smart

Seth was j-mo the other day.

j-mo by J Mo January 31, 2003

roxbury 

to do something uncool or stupid

Seth was so roxbury when he drank beer.

roxbury by J Mo January 31, 2003

sappacious 

this happens when someone invites someone else over on a date, then the invitee pays the bill

Seth invited Samus on a date; Samus payed the bill. That's so sappacious!

sappacious by J Mo January 31, 2003

igloo 

when you have a brain-freeze that lasts over 10 minutes

Daniel got an igloo after eating the frozen ice cream!

igloo by J Mo January 31, 2003