J Dawg's definitions

war hammer

1.)A massive dick that women like
2.)something ALL guys wish they are born with (the others visit docter enlarger to get)

when Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local holiday inn, helga had the ride of her life

by J Dawg April 18, 2003

war hammer

When Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local Holiday Inn, Helga had the "ride" of her life

by J Dawg April 18, 2003

cocksucker

a woman willing to spread your legs and dive right in

hey bitch, suck my cock, cocksucker

by j dawg March 27, 2003

slizzle

slim

Yo dat chick be slizzle and gots a nice ass!

by J Dawg April 24, 2003

go

to move or travel; see proceed

I will go to the store.

by j dawg June 23, 2003

parachute pants

A really baggy pair of pants. when you try to run you go slower than usual.

i tried to run the mile but my parachute pants slowed me down and it took an hour.

by J Dawg April 28, 2003

Calvon

A stupid person
Very uneducated
Has a problem seeing the obvious
Very big n00b towards computers

Note: Cal is short for Calvon

"Damn Cal you sure are one lame fucka, RAM can't leak."

"Damn Cal don't you see that just a load."

by J Dawg February 27, 2004