Urban Dictionary: Definitions by J Clayton Bearsby

Big Bear

A gigantic furious beast of a man with giant bear balls and a razor sharp tongue.

Did you see Big Bear crushing gammas the other day? The Big Bear was mauling special boys and sodomites viciously last night.

Someone over 5’8” that loomingly looks down upon small hats and dumpster pumpers.

That heightist was glaring at Joe Rogan when he caught Joe trying to get a quick dumpster pump in with Redban.

Someone who supports sodomy and neocon tactics for nickels and fancypants.

For someone who’s never been in a fistfight in his life “Big” Benny Shapiro sure loves himself some war like a typical small hat.

A man who values fancypants and sodomy over truth and Logos.

Rogan and Crowder ARE special boys so it’s very possible that they might be butt pumping down by the dumpster on roller skates.