Secret King

Someone who values themself and shiny things over truth and Logic. Someone lacking Logos. Most likely into self sodomy and picking up nickels in cornfields.

That secret King is definitely a buttpumper. Did you see the secret King in his fancypants on his rainbow roller skates?

by J Clayton Bearsby June 08, 2019

Rogan

A unit of measurement equivalent to 2.3 inches or a limp Chinaman’s penis.

That little person is a couple Rogans taller than Joe himself

by J Clayton Bearsby June 10, 2019

Heightist

Someone over 5’8” that loomingly looks down upon small hats and dumpster pumpers.

That heightist was glaring at Joe Rogan when he caught Joe trying to get a quick dumpster pump in with Redban.

by J Clayton Bearsby June 08, 2019

Bear🐻

A relentless intelligent person guided by Logos and honor. Someone dedicated to truth, free speech and fighting self-censorship.

That Bear🐻 has mega Logos and will joke about anything. He must be a Bear🐻 because he’s totally not into butt pumping or fancypants.

by J Clayton Bearsby June 08, 2019