Secret King

Someone who values themself and shiny things over truth and Logic. Someone lacking Logos. Most likely into self sodomy and picking up nickels in cornfields.

That secret King is definitely a buttpumper. Did you see the secret King in his fancypants on his rainbow roller skates?

by J Clayton Bearsby June 09, 2019

Small hat

Someone who supports sodomy and neocon tactics for nickels and fancypants.

For someone who’s never been in a fistfight in his life “Big” Benny Shapiro sure loves himself some war like a typical small hat.

by J Clayton Bearsby June 09, 2019

Special boy

A man who values fancypants and sodomy over truth and Logos.

Rogan and Crowder ARE special boys so it’s very possible that they might be butt pumping down by the dumpster on roller skates.

by J Clayton Bearsby June 08, 2019

Gay Disco

A gay roller skate party under the dumpster pump bridge.

Did you notice that the rainbow ends right under the bridge above the Gay Disco?

by J Clayton Bearsby June 10, 2019