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Definitions by J Clayton Bearsby

Bear🐻

A relentless intelligent person guided by Logos and honor. Someone dedicated to truth, free speech and fighting self-censorship.
That Bear🐻 has mega Logos and will joke about anything. He must be a Bear🐻 because he’s totally not into butt pumping or fancypants.

Butt pumping

Rogan and Crowder are insatiable when it comes to butt pumping.

Heightist 

Someone over 5’8ā€ that loomingly looks down upon small hats and dumpster pumpers.
That heightist was glaring at Joe Rogan when he caught Joe trying to get a quick dumpster pump in with Redban.

Special boy 

A man who values fancypants and sodomy over truth and Logos.
Rogan and Crowder ARE special boys so it’s very possible that they might be butt pumping down by the dumpster on roller skates.