J Clayton Bearsby's definitions

Small hat

Someone who supports sodomy and neocon tactics for nickels and fancypants.

For someone who’s never been in a fistfight in his life “Big” Benny Shapiro sure loves himself some war like a typical small hat.

by J Clayton Bearsby June 8, 2019

Heightist

Someone over 5’8” that loomingly looks down upon small hats and dumpster pumpers.

That heightist was glaring at Joe Rogan when he caught Joe trying to get a quick dumpster pump in with Redban.

by J Clayton Bearsby June 8, 2019

Gay Disco

A gay roller skate party under the dumpster pump bridge.

Did you notice that the rainbow ends right under the bridge above the Gay Disco?

by J Clayton Bearsby June 10, 2019

Clipped dick

Circumcised, mangle-wanged

That clipped dick small hat and his sodomy sword. That niggardly small hat used a groupon for his clipped dick

by J Clayton Bearsby June 9, 2019