Definitions by J Clayton Bearsby

Gay Disco 

A gay roller skate party under the dumpster pump bridge.

Did you notice that the rainbow ends right under the bridge above the Gay Disco?

Gay Disco by J Clayton Bearsby June 10, 2019

Big Bear 

A gigantic furious beast of a man with giant bear balls and a razor sharp tongue.

Did you see Big Bear crushing gammas the other day? The Big Bear was mauling special boys and sodomites viciously last night.

Big Bear by J Clayton Bearsby June 10, 2019

Rogan 

A unit of measurement equivalent to 2.3 inches or a limp Chinaman’s penis.

That little person is a couple Rogans taller than Joe himself

Rogan by J Clayton Bearsby June 10, 2019

Clipped dick

Circumcised, mangle-wanged

That clipped dick small hat and his sodomy sword. That niggardly small hat used a groupon for his clipped dick

Clipped dick by J Clayton Bearsby June 9, 2019

Small hat 

Someone who supports sodomy and neocon tactics for nickels and fancypants.

For someone who’s never been in a fistfight in his life “Big” Benny Shapiro sure loves himself some war like a typical small hat.

Small hat by J Clayton Bearsby June 8, 2019

Logos 

Truth. Honor. Logic. Morality. Valuing truth and morality above all else.

That fine gentleman was very honest and grounded speaking some OG wisdom with heavy Logos

Logos by J Clayton Bearsby June 8, 2019

Secret King 

Someone who values themself and shiny things over truth and Logic. Someone lacking Logos. Most likely into self sodomy and picking up nickels in cornfields.

That secret King is definitely a buttpumper. Did you see the secret King in his fancypants on his rainbow roller skates?

Secret King by J Clayton Bearsby June 8, 2019