Wittenoom Sprinkler

The act of holding a woman over ones shoulder, finger bashing her vagina till she is ejaculating.The giving partner procedees to spin on the spot,spraying female ejaculate around in a sprinkler pattern.

Man her juices are everywhere.On the TV,lounge,carpet and coffee table.She loved the Wittenoom Sprinkler I gave her.

by J Archer August 23, 2018

Telfer Hail Storm

The act of freezing ones urine in an ice tray and throwing it at someone.

She rubbed the Telfer Hailstorm on my nappies.

Nothings is more raunchy then giving someone a Telfer Hail Storm on a hot day.

by J Archer December 13, 2023

Penis Fly Trap

Laying down, an unwashed phallus is used to lure in flies. Foreskin is pulled back waiting for flies to land. When they are in place the foreskin is quickly pulled back over the knob trapping flies within.

Laying back, penis in hand hoping to catch these flies with my penis fly trap.

by J Archer March 27, 2024