Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Iwasinurmom

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Red chair

A chair that is the color red

Hey let me masterbate in that red chair

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

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baggatarius

Like Sagittarius but for menaces

Hey my boy John over there he is smashing 10 dads a day and he’s a baggatarius

by Iwasinurmom May 4, 2022

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Squirrel woman

A person of the female gender that has sex with the tree animal most know as a squirrel

Stay away from that squirrel woman Johnny

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

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Boner

A time when the blood in ur body rushes to ur penis making it hard. When this happens u masterbate

I have a boner did

by Iwasinurmom May 21, 2021

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Piano

A dildo u put in ur ass

John: I pianoed last night and I didn’t use anal stretching cream

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

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Ur mom

The thing we use when the Hoover dam burst

Jack: OH SHIT THE HOOVER DAM IS BURSTING
JOHN: GET YOUR MOM

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

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Ur Sister

The person I did last night

John: I saw u in my house last night
Carmine: yea I was doing ur sister
John: GET THE FUCK OVER HEAR

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

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