She didn’t want to have sex because she was on her period so I said excuse me ma’am are you just talking about sex ketchup that’s just extra lube!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself June 24, 2019
Get the sex ketchup mug.When you pee,poo,and cum at the same time then triumphantly arch your arms like wings flapping wildly as you walk away from the mess left on the dirty mate of your choosing.
I sat and watched as Justin gave Jessica the dirty gull as he flapped his arms like wings and walked away the mess was significant and apparently exhilarating!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself June 11, 2019
Get the dirty gull mug.Being powered through the consumption of illegal substances (snacks) and doing naked pushups late into the night powered directly through snacks!
Me: I hear your interested in teamwork so how about a session of snack powered push ups!
You: That sounds like a great time except for your gonna have to lick my taint first and grab hydration and possibly some sugar free pineapple lube! Stat McNasty!
You: That sounds like a great time except for your gonna have to lick my taint first and grab hydration and possibly some sugar free pineapple lube! Stat McNasty!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself December 10, 2019
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