Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Ivory Dynamite

Himminent

When a man's arrival is anticipated momentarily, most commonly for a booty call.

"I gotta get off the phone, Dana. Jerome is himminent."

"I think he's trying to get fired. He's moving at tempus fuggit today."

The behaviour of sedentary people, cats, and other creatures that are seemingly active during neither day nor night.

There's never going to be a good time for him. He's not-turnal.