Ivory Dynamite's definitions

Himminent

When a man's arrival is anticipated momentarily, most commonly for a booty call.

"I gotta get off the phone, Dana. Jerome is himminent."

by Ivory Dynamite December 5, 2025

tempus fuggit

An apathetic slow pace.

"I think he's trying to get fired. He's moving at tempus fuggit today."

by Ivory Dynamite July 26, 2025

not-turnal

The behaviour of sedentary people, cats, and other creatures that are seemingly active during neither day nor night.

There's never going to be a good time for him. He's not-turnal.

by Ivory Dynamite July 26, 2025