Itchy Armpits's definitions

snookie punch

a cheap shot delivered from a male to a female. Named after Nicole, aka "Snookie," from MTV's reality show "Jersey Shore," who was the recipient of a vicious cheap shot from a drunk male.

Drunk Jim threw a snookie punch at Evelyn because she mocked his popped collar.

by Itchy Armpits December 22, 2009

It's Just Business

An excuse for an amoral act in the name of achieving of greater fortune, most frequently & notably used by athletes backstabbing their organizations for more money or late-night television hosts taking back their former positions, all others be damned.

I don't know why my fans will feel betrayed that I signed a multi-year deal with a division rival; we all know it's just business.

by Itchy Armpits January 25, 2010