Definitions by Iowa dogg

jasper 

Old man character on the Simpsons. Grandpa's friend. Has square beard. Has some hilarious lines.

Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: *Pause* Yesss.

jasper by Iowa dogg July 21, 2008

Daddy

Redneck, hillbilly way of saying "father" or "dad"

If you are over age 8 and use the word daddy to refer to your or someone else's father, something's wrong with you.

Daddy by iowa dogg July 8, 2005

cagar 

Spanish for "to take a fuckin shit"

¡Dios mío!, me cagué.

cagar by iowa dogg July 7, 2005

dirrty 

Ridiculous way of spelling "dirty"

Dirty just has one R, you fuckin numbskulls

dirrty by iowa dogg July 7, 2005

fancy walkin' 

Opposite of regular walkin'.

The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'!

fancy walkin' by Iowa dogg July 1, 2005

regular walkin' 

Opposite of fancy walkin'

The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'!

regular walkin' by Iowa dogg July 1, 2005

big brown eyes

A woman's areolas and nipples

Baby, I just love to look into your big brown eyes

big brown eyes by iowa dogg June 26, 2005