10 definitions by Iowa dogg

jasper

Old man character on the Simpsons. Grandpa's friend. Has square beard. Has some hilarious lines.

Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: *Pause* Yesss.

by Iowa dogg June 22, 2005

culero

Spanish slur against homosexual men. The closest English translation is "assfucker."

¡No seas culero wey!

by Iowa dogg June 11, 2005

big brown eyes

A woman's areolas and nipples

Baby, I just love to look into your big brown eyes

by Iowa dogg June 11, 2005

fancy walkin'

Opposite of regular walkin'.

The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'!

by Iowa dogg June 22, 2005

cagar

Spanish for "to take a fuckin shit"

¡Dios mío!, me cagué.

by Iowa dogg June 27, 2005

buttfuckery

Synonym for faggotry. See also buttfucketry.

Way too much buttfuckery going on here.

by Iowa dogg June 11, 2005

dirrty

Ridiculous way of spelling "dirty"

Dirty just has one R, you fuckin numbskulls

by Iowa dogg June 27, 2005