Iowa dogg's definitions

big brown eyes

A woman's areolas and nipples

Baby, I just love to look into your big brown eyes

by iowa dogg June 26, 2005

culero

Spanish slur against homosexual men. The closest English translation is "assfucker."

¡No seas culero wey!

by iowa dogg June 26, 2005

buttfuckery

Synonym for faggotry. See also buttfucketry.

Way too much buttfuckery going on here.

by iowa dogg June 26, 2005

bill clinton

Time to face the facts: Bill clinton deserved that blowjob!

The greatest president since JFK.

by iowa dogg June 26, 2005

fancy walkin'

Opposite of regular walkin'.

The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'!

by Iowa dogg July 1, 2005

regular walkin'

Opposite of fancy walkin'

The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'!

by Iowa dogg July 1, 2005

jasper

Old man character on the Simpsons. Grandpa's friend. Has square beard. Has some hilarious lines.

Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: *Pause* Yesss.

by Iowa dogg July 21, 2008