IntergalactalEnergy's definitions

School

Absolute hell. People who don't like school are called "dumb" and people who actually like it are "nerds"

It is hell for both sides and nobody wins

Mrs. Insertlastname: School is cool!

Bob the student: No it isn't

by IntergalactalEnergy January 10, 2023

Simba

The guy that eats people

Simba ate everyone again. Shit.

by IntergalactalEnergy December 25, 2022

Martin Partinism

A Religion started on a comic website in the Garfield section, it was probably created by a random Gen-Z guy, but nobody really understands it because half the commenters on the website are boomers.

Fred: Some weirdo created "Martin Partinism" where a random guy named Martin Partin is the supreme divine being of the universe.
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!

by IntergalactalEnergy February 24, 2023

Argentinian Grandfather

Awesome guy, he lives near Buenos Aires and speaks Spanish with a central European accent. His closet is full of brown suits. He used to be an electric repairman in the 40s. His favorite drink is Fanta and his name is "Heinz von Schrettenberg"

My Argentinian Grandfather from Buenos Aires just called and said that Fanta is the "superior beverage"

by IntergalactalEnergy July 14, 2023

How do they make babies?

Don't seek further information it's classified

Kid: How do they make babies?
Dad: My agents have told me not to give you the answer my son.

by IntergalactalEnergy December 19, 2023

Erotic

Half of this site's definitions.

I searched the word "Gas station" on Urban Dictionary. Apparently a gas station extremely erotic sex move according to this one definition from 2008.

by IntergalactalEnergy October 28, 2023

English Dictionary

To the average Grammar Nazi, this is a holy scripture

Grammar Nazi: "Did you misuse an apostrophe? Go to church and read the English dictionary."

by IntergalactalEnergy July 29, 2023