Cat person

A person who really likes cats. A notable example are the ancient egyptians, who liked cats so much they started a religion over it

Ancient Egyptians created cat persons

by IntergalactalEnergy February 14, 2023

Homework

Slave catchers

Just escaped slavery but now they tellin me to do this shit

"Homework"

by IntergalactalEnergy August 24, 2023

Amerigo Vespucci

Ultimate gigachad who has 2 fucking continents named after him

I have no idea who Amerigo Vespucci is except the fact that there is two continents named after him.

by IntergalactalEnergy April 09, 2023

Nebraska Boring

Something even more tedious than just boring.

Bob isn't just a boring person, he is a Nebraska Boring person.

by IntergalactalEnergy January 22, 2023

news

Something that literally only exists just to ruin your day

Bob: Damn today feels like it's gonna be a great day, time to turn on the TV and sit back and relax
(We interrupt this marathon of this (insert show) to bring you breaking news coverage)
The News: Hey Y'all! Two billion people just randomly fucking died!
Bob: ......The fuck? I just wanted to watch my show.... The hell do I even have a TV anymore anyway?

by IntergalactalEnergy November 11, 2023

Disney Empire

Disney Empire is an empire that basically buys anything they see. It's capital is Orlando

Warner Bros is fighting for their very existence right now against the Disney Empire

Emperor Michael Rodent: THE FILM NEVER ENDS IN THE DISNEY EMPIRE

Emperor Big Chungus of Warner Bros: Please do not buy me

by IntergalactalEnergy December 26, 2022

School

Absolute hell. People who don't like school are called "dumb" and people who actually like it are "nerds"

It is hell for both sides and nobody wins

Mrs. Insertlastname: School is cool!

Bob the student: No it isn't

by IntergalactalEnergy January 10, 2023