Definitions by Intelligible Lizard

Smoked beef 

A combination of both “smoke” and “beef,” both terms used to refer to a conflict.

“You don’t want this smoked beef fam”

Smoked beef by Intelligible Lizard May 15, 2020

Upside down thick 

When a girl is all tits and no ass

"Hey Billie, I've been hitting up Emma a lot lately. You think she's hot?"
"She's upside down thick. Personally I'm a thigh guy but yeah I guess she is."

Upside down thick by Intelligible Lizard June 26, 2018

Microwaved 

Verb.

1. When you've gotten high earlier in day and you start feeling sober so you decide to smoke again.

2. A term used typically by stoners; this means that he/she who is intoxicated is so high that they feel fuzzy and jittery as if they've just exited a microwave.

"Dude I'm ridiculously baked" "I feel you. I'm microwaved as hell and it's got me feeling like a hot pocket"
"After hitting this I feel microwaved."

Microwaved by Intelligible Lizard June 5, 2018

Freaked it 

To unexpectedly or instantaneously ditch someone of something moments after its present.

"I made five hundred thousand then I freaked it."

"I brought her to my penthouse then I freaked it.
-Future
"Yo you got any gum left?" "Sorry, I freaked it when other people started asking for some."

Freaked it by Intelligible Lizard June 4, 2018