ahold

1. Illiterate spelling of a hold.

2. Broken keyboard spelling of a hold.

1. liek i knt gt ahold o sum krak1!1111!111

2. Ican'tgetaholdofanewkeyboard.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 07, 2005

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Konqueror

Open-source browser made by the people who brought us KDE. Safari uses its KHTML engine.

Konqueror could use a Windows version to help crush Internet Explorer.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 04, 2004

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Firefox

An awesome web browser from Mozilla. It was originally derived from Mozilla's (Seamonkey) code, but now has plenty of coding of its own. It supports W3C's standards and is quite secure. Best of all, it doesn't have support for Microsoft's security hole (read: gate for hackers to enter your computer) known as ActiveX, nor does it have most of the problems Internet Explorer has.

Mozilla will pay anyone $500 bucks for volunteering to fix security holes in its software, which is free (yes, as in speech, but also as in beer). That's pretty generous.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 26, 2005

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ß

A German ligature that originally stood for 'sz', but can be transliterated as 'ss'. It is never found in Swiss German. It looks like a B, but sounds like an S. Compare to the boring language known as English, which only has the ligatures Æ and Œ, which are rarely used.

Face it, English is a boring language, and the chance of a cool ligature like ß entering it are zero to one million.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 12, 2005

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Mozilla

Decent open-source web browser spawned from Netscape, but is now better than Netscape. It is standards compliant and could be considered the father of Firefox.

Mozilla > Morse code > Internet Explorer

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 11, 2004

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