Definitions by Innominate
WTFB
Literally, What The Fuck Boner, a WTFB is an erection which develops at a seemingly inexplicable moment. It is characterised by a swelling of the penis, as well as a distinctive absence of arousing stimuli.
When a male gets a WTFB around a group solely consisting of other males, it is appropriate to announce your WTFB publicly, so as to avoid being labelled a fag.
When a male gets a WTFB around a group solely consisting of other males, it is appropriate to announce your WTFB publicly, so as to avoid being labelled a fag.
"Dude, I was doing my maths homework when suddenly I got a WTFB. Wtf?"
"Woah, WTFB. Don't know why that happened around this group of athletic and sculpted men."
"Woah, WTFB. Don't know why that happened around this group of athletic and sculpted men."
WTFB by Innominate February 1, 2008
Shaddap
Pronounced with excessive exaggeration of the second "a", as in example 1. Shaddap is used to tell somebody to shut up without sounding overly serious. It can also be used pre-emptively, as in example 2. The crowning usage of shaddap however is as an unexpected end to a phrase, particularly when used to imply that somebody had said something extremely stupid.
1. "Shaddaaaaaaaaaaaap."
2. "I know what you're going to say, and I'm telling you, shaddap."
3. "How much more does a hard drive weigh when full?"
"Oh it weighs about shaddaaaap."
2. "I know what you're going to say, and I'm telling you, shaddap."
3. "How much more does a hard drive weigh when full?"
"Oh it weighs about shaddaaaap."
Shaddap by Innominate February 1, 2008