Ink Spot Mike's definitions

acidic floater

Floating fecal matter that burns your anus like acid as it exits your rectum into the toilet.

"OWWW! Acidic floaters flying out my ass! More butt wipe please."

by Ink Spot Mike May 31, 2007

fuckused

Basically getting fucked over.

"Fuck, I got fuckused."

by Ink Spot Mike May 27, 2007

tri-flixa

Seeing the same actor or actress three times in a consecutive or nearly consecutive order of different movies within a very short period of time.

Bob: "Whatcha do this weekend, bitch?"

Joe: "Didn't do anything but watch movies man. It was a tri-flixa weekend."

by Ink Spot Mike December 26, 2008

dezaperated

To rapidly evaporate through the use of high heat intensity lasers and/or multiple intense dehydrators with the main purpose of causing quick death to any living organism; used mainly as a term to describe the destruction caused by an alien invasion.

"Whoa! The city and all its people were dezaperated into oblivion by those fucking aliens man!"

by Ink Spot Mike April 4, 2007

tri-flixa

Seeing the same actor or actress three times in a consecutive or nearly consecutive order of different movies within a very short period of time.

Bob: "Whatcha do this weekend?"

Joe: "Watched Clint Eastwood movies man. It was a tri-flixa weekend."

by Ink Spot Mike May 31, 2007

free-timer

A person who becomes suddenly rich, via the lottery, casino, etc., that they no longer have a necessity to work.

Bob: "Hey where you goin'?"

Joe: "Fuck this place I'm a free-timer now, I hit the Powerball BABY!!!"

by Ink Spot Mike May 27, 2007

tri-Fichtner

A rare form of tri-flixa, specifically featuring William Fichtner.

Bob: "Whatcha do this weekend man?"

Joe: "Didn't do anything but watch movies man. It was a tri-Fichtner weekend: A Perfect Storm, Heat, and Go."

by Ink Spot Mike December 25, 2008