Definitions by Indy SparkPlug
Double Parking
Occupying a public restroom stall when there is already someone occupying an adjacent stall. Double Parking foists upon the existing stall inhabitor startling sounds and smells from his new double parked neighbor.
After my morning coffee, I was having a relaxing crap while reading the newpaper. Then, Bill from accounting engaged in double parking when he sat his fat ass down in the stall next to me. My morning was ruined as I suffered through the sounds and smells of his B.M.
Double Parking by Indy SparkPlug August 23, 2011
Foreskin Trepidation
Fear of an uncircumcised penis.
"The new guy in accounting, Pepe, is hot. But he's French and likely uncut. My issues with foreskin trepidation will probably quash my pursuing him.”
Foreskin Trepidation by Indy Sparkplug February 27, 2011
Foreskin Trepidation
Fear of an uncircumcised penis.
I think the new guy in accounting, Pepe, is hot. But he's French and likely uncut. My issues with foreskin trepidation will probably quash my pursuing him.
Foreskin Trepidation by Indy Sparkplug February 21, 2011
Sib Sab
Taken from the words sibling and sabatical; occurs when two siblings take a break from communicating with each other because of too much time spent together or because typical sibling turmoil is wearing them out.
I'm so tired of my sister's whining and complaining about all of her personal issues. I love her, but we seriously need a sib sab for a few weeks.
Sib Sab by Indy Sparkplug May 13, 2010
Obituary Material
Did you hear that Stacey was promoted to President of the First National Bank? That's some serious obituary material.
Obituary Material by Indy Sparkplug May 13, 2010
colon blaster
Type of food that will eventually cause a violent erruption in the intestinal system and the defecation process.
colon blaster by Indy Sparkplug May 8, 2010
Bunny Burner
A scorned lover who is prone to commiting violent acts following a break-up of a relationship. References the Glen Close character in the movie "Fatal Attraction," who cooked a pet rabbit of the family of the lover who ended the relationship.
I want to break-up with my girlfriend, but she's psycho, a real bunny burner. Who knows what she would do to me?
Bunny Burner by Indy Sparkplug May 6, 2010