friendzone

When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, or more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do to get out without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest things girls do, whether they mean it or not.

Kayla told me we were just friends when I asked her out. I told her I couldn't bear to see her find someone else so she shouldn't call me again. Saved my ass from the friendzone.

by Indomitable798 September 28, 2010

thrift card

A leftover gift card with just enough money to make you feel bad about throwing it out, but not enough to actually buy anything. Usually are worth between $.25 and $1.

Jack: Wow man, freakin starbucks nearly cleaned out my $10 gift card in one visit!

Brendan: That sucks dude, looks like you're stuck with a thrift card.

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Ian: I need to clean out my wallet but I've got so many thrift cards, its tough to throw em out.

Pete: Where are you ever going to use up those things? They are pretty much worthless.

Ian: True.

by Indomitable798 May 02, 2009

Virgin

1. A person who has yet to have sex. Generally thought of as a good thing for women, yet considered a weakness by some in men. Can also be characterized by awkward quirks in speech and behavior in men in their late teens or older.

2. An alcoholic drink with no alcohol. Usually consumed by those under 21 who are not in college.

3. A record company

4. Aspiring private space tourism company. Good luck to em.

Bill is overly polite to the point of being creepy and seems to be on edge 24/7. He obviously doesn't want to be a virgin anymore.

I'll have a virgin rum and coke please.

30 Seconds to Mars was signed by Virgin Records.

I've booked a suborbital flight with Virgin Galactic for $250,000 in 5 years.

by Indomitable798 October 01, 2010