10 definitions by Indomitable798
Harder, more expensive, and less fun than a normal, less pompous college.
Also a great place to breed racist thoughts toward asians, arabs, and indians; all of whom are considerable population groups and all of which are annoying and easily defeat whitey in the classroom.
Finally, don't expect to get laid much at university because the only girls who go there are the awkward, ugly, or otherwise socially inept girls who have given themselves over the the book long ago.
And once you graduate, you scramble for a job against thousands of similar candidates from other universities, ultimately landing an underpaying job you don't like to pay off your $150,000 debt.
Also a great place to breed racist thoughts toward asians, arabs, and indians; all of whom are considerable population groups and all of which are annoying and easily defeat whitey in the classroom.
Finally, don't expect to get laid much at university because the only girls who go there are the awkward, ugly, or otherwise socially inept girls who have given themselves over the the book long ago.
And once you graduate, you scramble for a job against thousands of similar candidates from other universities, ultimately landing an underpaying job you don't like to pay off your $150,000 debt.
by Indomitable798 October 3, 2010
A leftover gift card with just enough money to make you feel bad about throwing it out, but not enough to actually buy anything. Usually are worth between $.25 and $1.
Jack: Wow man, freakin starbucks nearly cleaned out my $10 gift card in one visit!
Brendan: That sucks dude, looks like you're stuck with a thrift card.
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Ian: I need to clean out my wallet but I've got so many thrift cards, its tough to throw em out.
Pete: Where are you ever going to use up those things? They are pretty much worthless.
Ian: True.
Brendan: That sucks dude, looks like you're stuck with a thrift card.
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Ian: I need to clean out my wallet but I've got so many thrift cards, its tough to throw em out.
Pete: Where are you ever going to use up those things? They are pretty much worthless.
Ian: True.
by Indomitable798 May 2, 2009
Pop, hip-hop, and sometimes rap music that is about a person's unusually strong sex drive. Typically sung by a rich African American who utilizes autotune and excessive bass to forge talent. This music comes in 'generations,' which last about a month and result in 5-6 poon tunes being played constantly on the radio, then are totally forgotten. Also known as "koon tunes."
Song in question is a poon tune if it contains or is about the following words: girl, tonight, shorty (shawwwty), fine, body, bed, <insert sexual body part here>, club, dance, baby, love
by Indomitable798 October 28, 2010