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Definitions by Indomitable798

El Camino Headrest 

A mullet. Generally greasy, unruly, or dirty, as one can picture on the driver of an old El Camino. Also common in conjunction with a mustache.
El Camino Headrest by Indomitable798 September 6, 2010

Waffle Ass 

The interesting looking red impressions made on your butt/leg when sitting on a textured surface for a long period of time.

Usually only occurs while wearing a swim suit, athletic shorts, or other light garments.
We sat down on the pool deck and listened to our coach talk for 30 minutes. By the end, I had waffle ass from the tiles on the floor
Waffle Ass by Indomitable798 June 16, 2009

thrift card 

A leftover gift card with just enough money to make you feel bad about throwing it out, but not enough to actually buy anything. Usually are worth between $.25 and $1.
Jack: Wow man, freakin starbucks nearly cleaned out my $10 gift card in one visit!

Brendan: That sucks dude, looks like you're stuck with a thrift card.

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Ian: I need to clean out my wallet but I've got so many thrift cards, its tough to throw em out.

Pete: Where are you ever going to use up those things? They are pretty much worthless.

Ian: True.