4 definitions by In my Pants

hoe

1. (correct) gardening tool. often used to purify soil

2. (incorrect) many times this world is confused with its homophone ho,( a woman prostitute) even many people here seem to think so. this is not the case however hoe is NOT a prostitute. the word ho (prostitute) comes from the word whore. shorthand, W"ho"re

1. where is the ho lets tilt the soil?


2. idiot: wheer is the hoe
not an idiot: in the garage where u left it the hooker u rented is upstairs tho.

by In my Pants June 8, 2005

Vodka

Russian Water. Very good without anything except bread (dont eat bread, it costs to much, just sniff) fine dinning.

Ya Tosha Gavoru Pa Ruski. Mudak

by In my Pants May 17, 2005

S.I.M.P.

SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

From one of the greatest bops ever

See Phineas and Ferb,

Season 1, Episode 35, Comet Kermillian,
Ashley Tisdale

1: Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
2: Ain’t got no chickens, ain’t got no rats…

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
3: Who you got back and watering your plants?

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
4: How can I qualify for government graaaants...

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
5: Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

by In my Pants May 9, 2018

Oreo

1. A cookie from Nabisco, queit tasty

2. A person with a black father and a white mother, see mulato

3. A black person who shows signs of "whiteness" dresses to white, looks to white, listens to white music. Usualy deragatory

1. i eat oreos because they are amazing

2. did you see Kurt Cobain? i heard he was an oreo.

3. That kid on the street is SUCH a fucking oreo...all he does is listen to country.

by In my Pants June 3, 2005