Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Imwithstupid

Beet your ass

When corrective action is needed without violence, a peeled beet is used to place a red mark in the ass crack.

If you make her mad because you aren’t doing your job, she will beet your ass so you don’t forget!

by Imwithstupid June 29, 2022

She had to back into the garage to charge the car— that’s like shitting backwards!

by Imwithstupid July 2, 2022

When trying to explain something to someone and they aren’t listening.

I kept trying to explain to Christian and he wasn’t listening, it’s like he was telling me I shit and walk away. No, I fucking wiped!!

by Imwithstupid June 8, 2022

When you eat someone’s ass with Nutella in the crack. Then the eater has it all over their smiling face.

I woke up in the middle of night hungry, all we had was Nutella and ass, so then I decided to do some eatin naas!

by Imwithstupid August 5, 2024