Imtfbundy's definitions

Christmas Haze

When people walk around slowly in shops oblivious to people that are trying to get past them etc

I was walking through the mall and people were backed up behind the lady that was stuck in a Christmas Haze

by Imtfbundy December 22, 2013

cuntmas

When it's Christmas and you couldn't be less jovial but you have to be nice to people

I couldn't give a flying fuck about Christmas. I'm just going to wish people a Merry Cuntmas

by Imtfbundy December 22, 2016

tour de fuckheads

A group of cyclists that wear spandex and think their shit don't stink and they own the road, footpath, cafe.

Did you get a load of those tour de fuckheads this morning.

by Imtfbundy September 12, 2017

Kaylen

Kaylen is a Karen that works in retail..

I can't believe demanding, rude and unrealistic that shop assistant is, she's a real Kaylen

by Imtfbundy January 8, 2020

ICS

ICS, inconsiderate cunt syndrome

That guy over there is a ICS sufferer I'm sure, he doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone but himself.

by Imtfbundy May 17, 2020

Karlie

Karlie is the eldest daughter of Karen, Karlie is bossy, rude and complains more than her mother.

OMG, get a load of that Karlie, she's worse than any Karen I've met..

by Imtfbundy February 19, 2020

cuntravirus

Cuntravirus is a side effect of Coronavirus, people suffer from cuntravirus when they buy everything in sight at a supermarket and don't give a flying fuck about other people.

Man, I went to the shops to buy some shit tickets and a whole lot of people that are suffering from Cuntravirus beat me to it.

by Imtfbundy March 15, 2020