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April 21

To most people, April 21 is National Tea Day, but to intellectuals it’s National Yeet Your Friend Day. For some days, you can only yeet your shortest friends, but on this day your shortest friends can yeet back.

“It’s April 21!”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s yeeting time”

by Ima bad biatch November 6, 2019

Kick a Ginger Month

It's that time of year again folks! December is now not only the holiday season, but also Kick a Ginger Month! So if there are any gingers out there in the world, you better run! For all of the non-ginger folk out there, you better start preparing your legs for the best time of the year. (Even Gingers can kick other Gingers, but no one outside of that).

Person 1: Why are all of these gingers isolating themselves from the rest of us?
Person 2: Well don't you know, it's Kick a Ginger Month!
Person 3: The happiest time of the year!
Disclaimer : I didn't mean to offend any ginger in particular. Except one. I hate u Tyler.

by Ima bad biatch November 5, 2019

June 3

June 3rd is National Shrek Day! It’s time to unleash your inner ogre, and yell at people for being in your swamp! But be careful, because for every Shrek our there, there’ll also be a Fiona to accompany them!

Friend 1: Oh sorry, I can’t invite you over to my house on June 3
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1: It’s National Shrek Day! No one’s allowed in my swamp!

by Ima bad biatch October 29, 2019