Definitions by Iloveu jk

may 2

may 2 or National cuddle with ur bf/gf day is we’re you have to cuddle w your bf/gf for the rest of the day

principal: what are you two doing cuddling

bf: it’s may 2 national cuddle day you probably can’t do that cause you get no bitches

may 2 by Iloveu jk April 29, 2022

Alberto 

Alberto is a boy, a smart boy who loves karate, football, a b**ch named Mariana but she will leave and then and only then will he meet nut, and Pablo is his nickname btw, pablo really likes nut he puts it in his mouth and everywhere.

Alberto: i really like nut.
Nut: i like u too;)

Alberto by Iloveu jk December 13, 2021

Christiana 

Christiana is a girl that talks extremely fast and likes guys named Dominic. If you see her get some tape and cover her mouth, make sure you tape it good

Me: Sees Christiana, im bout to go get some tape

Christiana: why?

Christiana by Iloveu jk December 13, 2021

Dhjh 

Dbdjjdj dhjh

He’s digester at fortnite dhjh

Dhjh by Iloveu jk November 13, 2021

Jalonta

A boy who eats ass all day and acts gay the WHOLE DAY. Their usually born in August, September, July, Or June. If you see one push him, curb-stomp him and piss in his mouth.

Person 1: What are doing?
Person 2: Curb-stomping this “Bitch Jalonta” he called me cute.

Jalonta by Iloveu jk November 13, 2021

November 15 

Give your gf a kiss, hug, and a hoodie day. It doesn’t matter what circumstances your in do it.

Gf: Aww I love u but why are u doing this

Bf: Becuase it’s November 15th dumbass

November 15 by Iloveu jk November 13, 2021