Iloveu jk's definitions

may 2

may 2 or National cuddle with ur bf/gf day is we’re you have to cuddle w your bf/gf for the rest of the day

principal: what are you two doing cuddling

bf: it’s may 2 national cuddle day you probably can’t do that cause you get no bitches

by Iloveu jk April 29, 2022

Alberto

Alberto is a boy, a smart boy who loves karate, football, a b**ch named Mariana but she will leave and then and only then will he meet nut, and Pablo is his nickname btw, pablo really likes nut he puts it in his mouth and everywhere.

Alberto: i really like nut.
Nut: i like u too;)

by Iloveu jk December 13, 2021

Christiana

Christiana is a girl that talks extremely fast and likes guys named Dominic. If you see her get some tape and cover her mouth, make sure you tape it good

Me: Sees Christiana, im bout to go get some tape

Christiana: why?

by Iloveu jk December 13, 2021

Dhjh

Dbdjjdj dhjh

He’s digester at fortnite dhjh

by Iloveu jk November 13, 2021

Jalonta

A boy who eats ass all day and acts gay the WHOLE DAY. Their usually born in August, September, July, Or June. If you see one push him, curb-stomp him and piss in his mouth.

Person 1: What are doing?
Person 2: Curb-stomping this “Bitch Jalonta” he called me cute.

by Iloveu jk November 13, 2021

November 15

Give your gf a kiss, hug, and a hoodie day. It doesn’t matter what circumstances your in do it.

Gf: Aww I love u but why are u doing this

Bf: Becuase it’s November 15th dumbass

by Iloveu jk November 13, 2021