Definitions by IkuraEater

sauna boat 

A big boat that contains a bunch of saunas. See hidea. Coz the sauna boat only sounds cool if you're totally under the influence of cannabis.

Zeke: dude, we should totally start a sauna boat

Cody: dood! You are totz trippin'. (Laugh) Wtf is a sauna boat. (Toke) oh wait, that's an awesome idea!

sauna boat by IkuraEater July 9, 2014

Television cheating 

You commit to watching a tv series with someone else, usually a partner, but watch an episode, or more without that person. Especially egregious if you watch a season finale without your tv partner.

Zach: Wanna watch the last episode of Game of Thrones tonight?
Emma: Oh, I watched that last night when you were working.
Zach: Wtf! You're television cheating on me hoe??

Television cheating by IkuraEater July 7, 2014

Cumdo 

When you blow your wad in your partner's hair, he or she gets a cumdo. Can be intentional or not. A copious load makes the cumdo impossible to style.

Person 1: You shot your load all over my hair!
Person 2: Cool, you'll have an awesome cumdo in a sec.

Cumdo by IkuraEater July 7, 2014