IkuraEater's definitions

okc effect

The okc effect is when you continue chatting with someone on okc instead of meeting them. Usually, it sets in about 10 minutes into a chat, potentially earlier. After onset of the okc effect, one or both chatters get unrealistically high hopes based on a false sense of intimacy. In turn, the okc effect becomes a vicious circle. The pressure of meeting becomes higher and higher, so you continue chatting and chatting.

Dood 1: I've been chatting for weeks with this totally hot guy on okc. He's super cool.

Dood 2: when are you gonna hook up man?
Dood 1: soon, maybe next weekend.

Dood 2: dude, totz okc effect! You ain't never meeting. You're too chicken shit he may be fugly.

by IkuraEater July 28, 2014

sauna boat

A big boat that contains a bunch of saunas. See hidea. Coz the sauna boat only sounds cool if you're totally under the influence of cannabis.

Zeke: dude, we should totally start a sauna boat

Cody: dood! You are totz trippin'. (Laugh) Wtf is a sauna boat. (Toke) oh wait, that's an awesome idea!

by IkuraEater July 9, 2014

Television cheating

You commit to watching a tv series with someone else, usually a partner, but watch an episode, or more without that person. Especially egregious if you watch a season finale without your tv partner.

Zach: Wanna watch the last episode of Game of Thrones tonight?
Emma: Oh, I watched that last night when you were working.
Zach: Wtf! You're television cheating on me hoe??

by IkuraEater July 7, 2014

go co-ed

Like go postal, but the shooter is goin' to college. The academic, pressures, cliques, Greek life, and latent homosexuality of so many college activities drives a minority of undergraduates into the going co-ed zone. Especially where state gun laws are less restrictive and where psychological evaluations matter less, they can pack heat and now down fellow co-eds, profs if they're really pissed. See Virginia Tech.

Horrified co-ed 1: Omg! It's like he's gonna go co-ed. He looks like a total freakazoid nerdster and totz ready to shoot
Horrified co-ed 2: and he's hot for the BMOC - never gonna get a piece of that either
Horrified co-ed 3: and he's been collecting semi-automatics! Shite.

Horrified co-ed 1: so are we gonna go to intro Econ class he's in tomorrow?
Horrified co-ed 2: yeah.

Horrified co-ed 3: sure why not.

by IkuraEater August 10, 2014

outdicked yourself

Like outdone yourself in dickishness. Means that you've been a total and utter dick. Not just a normal dick, but a jaw-dropping dick.

Person 1: oh man you fucked that hoe up the ass?
Person 2: shit yeah. Then I came on her face and kicked her to the curb
Person 1: shit bro, you totally outdicked yourself!
Person 2: damn straight dude.

by IkuraEater July 28, 2014

Cumdo

When you blow your wad in your partner's hair, he or she gets a cumdo. Can be intentional or not. A copious load makes the cumdo impossible to style.

Person 1: You shot your load all over my hair!
Person 2: Cool, you'll have an awesome cumdo in a sec.

by IkuraEater July 7, 2014

Brazilian choke

A choke of epic proportions, as when the Brazilian World Cup 2014 soccer team lost, 1 to 7 against Germany. Usually the team crumbles psychologically and succumbs to their opponent.

Person1: Dood, did you see the Yankees last night.

Person2: Missed it

Person1: Liek, they had a fucking Brazilian choke. Total meltdown

by IkuraEater July 9, 2014