Definitions by Icy Wyte
Palmist
1. What Sleepy Joe Biden said instead of 'psalmist'
2. What the majority of users here who sit around all day writing and reading definitions (speaking from experience) probably are.
2. What the majority of users here who sit around all day writing and reading definitions (speaking from experience) probably are.
1. I can't believe Sleepy Joe Biden said 'palmist' instead of 'psalmist', what a fucking idiot he needs to be in a home somewhere.
2. I used to be a palmist but now I have a steady girlfriend.
2. I used to be a palmist but now I have a steady girlfriend.
Seinfield
An incorrect way that idiots on the internet spell Seinfeld, especially when they claim it to be the best show or better than another show that somebody else claims is the best. Usually used by a person who is very agitated and thinks that just because they believe something is the best, that it really is the best.
1.
Idiot: Seinfield is the best show of all time
Normal person: it's Seinfeld you fucking moron!
2.
Person 1: What do you think of the show George Lopez? It is one of my favorites.
Person2: Dude that show sucks n if u like it u don't know good tv, you shud watch Seinfield instead Seinfield is soooo funny and clever and Seinfield is the best show ever way better than that George show you like.
Person1: It's Seinfeld you fucking idiot! How are you going to claim a show is the best and better than one that I like and you can't even spell it right? Fucking moron.
Idiot: Seinfield is the best show of all time
Normal person: it's Seinfeld you fucking moron!
2.
Person 1: What do you think of the show George Lopez? It is one of my favorites.
Person2: Dude that show sucks n if u like it u don't know good tv, you shud watch Seinfield instead Seinfield is soooo funny and clever and Seinfield is the best show ever way better than that George show you like.
Person1: It's Seinfeld you fucking idiot! How are you going to claim a show is the best and better than one that I like and you can't even spell it right? Fucking moron.
BLT
BLT, most commonly used as an abbreviation for a bacon lettuce tomato sandwich, or as it's preferred option, big luscious titties.
1.
Bill: Man I could really go for some BLT right about now!
Thom: Which kind?
Bill: well...both!
2.
Hot waitress: what would you like to order tonight?
Me (licks lips): I would really like to get my lips on some of those delicious BLT's that you got tonight!
Waitress (chuckles a bit): okay, one bacon lettuce tomato sandwich coming right up.
Me: Um...no, actually I was referring to your big luscious titties, but I'll eat the sandwich in the meantime.
Bill: Man I could really go for some BLT right about now!
Thom: Which kind?
Bill: well...both!
2.
Hot waitress: what would you like to order tonight?
Me (licks lips): I would really like to get my lips on some of those delicious BLT's that you got tonight!
Waitress (chuckles a bit): okay, one bacon lettuce tomato sandwich coming right up.
Me: Um...no, actually I was referring to your big luscious titties, but I'll eat the sandwich in the meantime.
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Drake
When a man, who is generally believed to be straight (although this is up for debate) gets peed on by another man, usually as a result of drinking too much. What really makes it a Drake is if the man being peed on doesn't try to get away or put up a fight, but instead just stays there and "soaks up the moment."
Justin: Yo you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I was at this party and this one guy who had way too much to drink was acting really crazy and out of control, and at one point he pulled down his pants and pissed all over me!
Doug: Oh man, that's terrible! You put up a fight and got the hell away from him though right?
Justin: Um well, I, ...um, I tried to um, ...I couldn't...
Doug: Dude you got draked!
Justin: Well...the thing is, ...um, I kind of, um I kind of,...
Doug: You kind of what?
Justin: I kind of enjoyed it! There! I enjoyed it alright?
Doug: Wow yeah you definitely got so totally draked! I can't wait to tell everyone!
Justin: No, no no, don't tell them, I don't want anybody to know I enjoyed it, if anybody from that party ever says anything we'll make up a lie that I was horribly offended by it and I put up a fight and ran out of there. Everyone was drunk so maybe they won't remember.
Doug: But bro, if you enjoyed it you should admit it, not be ashamed of who you really are for the rest of your life.
Justin: no, no I can never tell anybody how much I enjoyed this.
Doug: Okay, well I guess that's the Drake thing to do. Besides everyone already thinks your sus anyway!
Doug: Oh man, that's terrible! You put up a fight and got the hell away from him though right?
Justin: Um well, I, ...um, I tried to um, ...I couldn't...
Doug: Dude you got draked!
Justin: Well...the thing is, ...um, I kind of, um I kind of,...
Doug: You kind of what?
Justin: I kind of enjoyed it! There! I enjoyed it alright?
Doug: Wow yeah you definitely got so totally draked! I can't wait to tell everyone!
Justin: No, no no, don't tell them, I don't want anybody to know I enjoyed it, if anybody from that party ever says anything we'll make up a lie that I was horribly offended by it and I put up a fight and ran out of there. Everyone was drunk so maybe they won't remember.
Doug: But bro, if you enjoyed it you should admit it, not be ashamed of who you really are for the rest of your life.
Justin: no, no I can never tell anybody how much I enjoyed this.
Doug: Okay, well I guess that's the Drake thing to do. Besides everyone already thinks your sus anyway!
Bussy
Boy-pussy, A.K.A. a man's butt.
Since men don't have a vagina, other men who are forced to engage in this sort of lifestyle due to things which they cannot control must resort to this method if they wish to have sexual relations. Cumming inside of a bussy is far inferior to cumming inside of a girl's ass, which is actually quite wonderful and is what normal, non homo guys prefer.
Since men don't have a vagina, other men who are forced to engage in this sort of lifestyle due to things which they cannot control must resort to this method if they wish to have sexual relations. Cumming inside of a bussy is far inferior to cumming inside of a girl's ass, which is actually quite wonderful and is what normal, non homo guys prefer.
Yo I think Boosie Badazz secretly wants to put his penis inside of Lil Nas X's bussy, he's always thinking about him even early in the morning.