Definitions by Icy Wyte

Bidenese 

A very strange language that consists mainly of "um's" and "uh's." When a speaker of Bidenese does say anything else, it's usually just incorrect information or words mixed up with each other, often times a normal sentence in Bidenese will contain numbers that don't actually exist, or mispronounced words or words that don't actually exist. It also contains many transitional phrases, such as "here's the deal" and "think about it", but without actually saying anything before or after.

Guy1: Uh uh, uh um uh, the rapidly rising um, uh um, uh um I don't know, look, let me be plerflectly queer, I think that um, um uh, I mean, since covid, just since the outbreak, it has taken over 100 years, or wait, I mean 2,000 billion million dollars, or uh, 5646 million billion, or uh, 5 thousand 4 hundred 52 dollars, I I mean 54 thousand 5 hundred and 20 dollars, 545 thousand hundred dollars, but think about it, that's the same thing I told Raprock, I told him that badacathcare is a right, so please help me, I need your help, I'm coming directly to you for ask a big favor.
Guy2: I don't understand you I don't speak Bidenese, and I don't speak retard either!

Bidenese by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

Dementia

What Joe Biden obviously has. Anybody who can't see that is either blind or lying to themselves.

You want to know what dementia is? Just look at Joe Biden and try to listen to any one of his "speeches" and you'll know.

Dementia by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

Let's go Brandon, I agree 

Either somebody agreeing with the statement 'let's go Brandon' which means fuck Joe Biden, or, as it's preferred option, Joe Biden agreeing that he is a fucking moron and needs to go.

1.
John: Let's go Brandon
Bill: Let's go Brandon, I agree

2.
Phone caller (jokingly): have a merry Christmas, and um, let's go Brandon! * laughs
Slow Joe Biden (not realizing what just happened): Let's go Brandon, I agree

3.
Smart person: Joe, you suck!
Joe Biden: I suck, I agree

4.
Republican: Fuck Joe Biden
Barely there Biden: Fuck Joe Biden, I agree! Now where the hell am I again?

5. the fact that Sleepy Joe Biden said 'Let's go Brandon, I agree' is fucking hilarious and truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

Let's go Brandon, I agree by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

Joe Biden

J - joke of the century
O - oh where the hell am I again?
E - empty-headed nincompoop
B - bumbling fool who didn't win the election
I - inflated ego
D - does anybody know what the hell I'm doing here because I sure don't!
E - everything I say is a lie
N - not my president

Sleepy Joe Biden is the favorite president of brain-dead idiots everywhere!

Joe Biden by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

What am I doing here? 

Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says every day while he is in the White House and remembers that he is president (or after somebody reminds him), if not more. The reason he says this is because even someone as brain-dead as Joe can't believe that he is president.

1.
Joe Biden: Where the hell am I? What am I doing here?
Everyone: That's what we all are wondering!

2.
Interviewer: Hey Joe, it's great to have you here tonight. I can't wait to kiss your behind for the next 30 minutes. So, how are you doing?
Joe Biden: I'm pretty good, but um, uh, where am I again? What am I doing here? Where are we? Who are you? Who am I!

3.
Joe Biden: What am I doing here?
Everyone with a brain: destroying our country!

What am I doing here? by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

Where the hell am I? 

Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says at least once every day, if not more.

1.
Joe Biden: Jill, where the hell am I? Where are we?
Jill: We're in the White House, honey.
Joe: Wait...why? Why are we in a white house?
Jill: Because you're president
Joe: I'm president?
Jill: Yes sweetheart.
Joe: President of...president of what exactly?
Jill: Hahaha you're so silly, of the United States.
Joe: I'm...I'm president of the United States? How the hell did that happen!

2.
Interviewer: Hello Joe, how are you tonight? I can't wait to kiss your ass for the next 40 minutes and ask you the most basic softball questions that even you can't mess up!
Joe: I'm good man, I'm pretty good. Wait, where the hell am I again? What are we doing here? Who are you again? Chris? Or or or or is it is is is is is it Chuck? No that's not right, wait wait wait wait who are you?

Where the hell am I? by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

The record player 

Something that Sleepy Joe 'braindead' Biden thinks parents should have on at night so kids can 'hear words.' It is unclear however if this is actually a good idea, since Joe didn't seem to know what the hell he wanted to say (as usual) and was confused between the record player, the radio, the television and even the phone!

Joe 'braindead' Biden: Play the radio! Make sure the television the-the excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the the the phone, make sure the kids hear words!

Normal person: you're a fucking retard, Trump won anyway.

The record player by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022