Ian Skinner's definitions

bird

A woman. usually used when you wanna do something with her, so she's not just a woman but she's someone you gonna shag.

So Ian that bird down there near those chavs. is she the one ye shagged the other night?

So Ian that bird down there near those chavs. is she the one ye shagged the other night?

by Ian Skinner March 30, 2008

Pear

I noticed no one actually posted the real slang meaning of Pear. Saying something is pear or something went pear refers to "pear-shaped", see the definition for it (the first is accurate). Something that goes pear is something that goes terribly wrong. British/Ireland.

I just lost my job my life is gonna go pear now. or: I just lost my job my life is pear-shaped now.

by Ian Skinner April 7, 2008

mug

To fool someone, to be fooled

for the other meanings see above

''Dont mug yourself'' - The streets lyrics

by Ian Skinner March 30, 2008

Vibe

English/British Slang:

To have sex with someone.

You'll vibe with that gal down there.

by Ian Skinner March 30, 2008