Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Ian Chode

jelly jewellery

An inexpensive gift that a man gives to a lady; a pearl necklace that is not water resistant.

I spunked off on her neck, she'll have to make do with jelly jewellery.

Long form of sac. Basically, it's a ballbag, or a scrotum if you prefer.

Kiss my hairy nobsac.

nobsac by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

I didn't realise, but that Ned Sherrin is a hot yoghurt thrower!

He's a trouser browser.

A term used to mean something that should not take place, often used in an over-the-top fashion.

That is just sick and wrong!

Simon and Lei grabbed Andy's pants and gave him a good gunty wrench!

A day out from work, ostensibly on some kind of work-based mission but actually just going for a laugh.

We went to the National Gallery to do some research - that was nice little jolly!

jolly by Ian Chode April 2, 2003