Ian Chode's definitions

take an off tablet

To lose one's temper or go into a bad mood.

So I told him I wasn't going to do it and he decided to take an off tablet! The bastard was pissed off for the rest of the day!

by Ian Chode December 16, 2003

grunter

The man on the receiving end of anal sex. See also shunter.

Are you the grunter or the shunter?

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

A starfish, be it chocolate or otherwise.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

cherry

Virginity. Like a balloon, in that it only takes one prick and it's gone.

I popped her cherry! Hard!

by Ian Chode January 10, 2007

fudge fumbler

A bakelite blowhole boy. Faggot.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

wingus

Part of the fictional incompetant duo "wingus and dingus".

I am Mr Wingus, and this is Mr Dingus.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

cock commando

A homosexual male, especially of a domineering nature.

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003