Ian Chode's definitions

doppy

A person, usually female, who although lovely might be a bit naive or absent-minded.

Holly is wonderful, but she's a bit doppy!

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

piss slit

The japs eye, where urine and spunk leave the body.

GAY MAN: Quick, somebody do me up the piss slit.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

cherry

Virginity. Like a balloon, in that it only takes one prick and it's gone.

I popped her cherry! Hard!

by Ian Chode January 10, 2007

anal canal

The bodily orifice that something shoved up the ass goes into.
Note the slightly forced pronunciation here to get the rhyme.

Fabs took it up the anal canal like a man.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

love snot

Cum.

Please put your hand in my underpants and jiggle it around until I produce love snot. Thanks, Simon.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

A starfish, be it chocolate or otherwise.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

grunter

The man on the receiving end of anal sex. See also shunter.

Are you the grunter or the shunter?

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003