Ian Chode's definitions

shit chute

The arse hole.

Chode: Did you give it her up the shit chute?
Docter Phuck: Yes, yes I did.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

Raider of the lost arse

A rear admiral, cackpipe cosmonaut, one who bats for the other side whilst bowling from the pavilion end.

He is a raider of the lost arse!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

egonomics

Purchases made to satisfy the ego of the purchaser, rather than out of necessity. Often company directors subscribe to this philosophy.

by Ian Chode August 11, 2003

Hoo haa

Some kind of trouble or commotion.

The boss's decision to sack his marketing department caused a right hoo hah, let me tell you!

by Ian Chode October 6, 2003

take the skin boat to tuna town

To have vaginal sex.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

ball handler

1. A position in basketball, the person who controls the plays. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

2. Utter faggot. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

Who was the best ball handler? Magic Johnson or Elton John?

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

jollops

Testicles, bollocks, balls.

I kicked him in the jollops.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003