Ian Chode's definitions
Satirical British magazine edited by Ian Hislop which specialises in exposing highbrow political scandal and making cheap nob gags. Very funny and well worth reading.
by Ian Chode June 5, 2003
Get the Private Eyemug. T-shirts (or other clothing) that change colour according to how hot the wearer's body is. Popular in the 1990s. Failed invention due to fundamentally silly idea. See also midget cream.
by Ian Chode March 20, 2004
Get the global hypercolourmug. I heard this phrase at the Comedy Store in London when an old man was performing at the gong show. I can only presume that the heckle "Do a Morecambe" meant to have a heart attack whilst performing, as did the much-loved British comedian Eric Morecambe, who many would consider to be one of the greatest comedians of all time. (Although technically Mr Morecambe had his heart attack in the wings after the show.)
by Ian Chode February 24, 2004
Get the do a Morecambemug. 
Balls.
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).
by Ian Chode September 22, 2003
Get the cobblersmug. by Ian Chode April 2, 2003
Get the sick and wrongmug. 1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love.
by Ian Chode February 1, 2004
Get the wide receivermug.