Ian Chode's definitions

Shitter hitter

A gentleman who believes that the anus should not be an output device only.

What shitter hitter!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

grunter

The man on the receiving end of anal sex. See also shunter.

Are you the grunter or the shunter?

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

A starfish, be it chocolate or otherwise.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

jelly belly

A fat person.

She is a right jelly belly.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

jelly jewellery

An inexpensive gift that a man gives to a lady; a pearl necklace that is not water resistant.

I spunked off on her neck, she'll have to make do with jelly jewellery.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

wingus

Part of the fictional incompetant duo "wingus and dingus".

I am Mr Wingus, and this is Mr Dingus.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

kamekarzy

To almost kill yourself with trapped wind and the utter the violence of a shit. (From the UK slang karzy meaning toilet).

I tell you, after that curry his toilet turned into a kamekarzy.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004