Ian Chode's definitions

wingus

Part of the fictional incompetant duo "wingus and dingus".

I am Mr Wingus, and this is Mr Dingus.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

jelly jewellery

An inexpensive gift that a man gives to a lady; a pearl necklace that is not water resistant.

I spunked off on her neck, she'll have to make do with jelly jewellery.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

jelly belly

A fat person.

She is a right jelly belly.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

paediatrician

A doctor specialising in children. Not to be confused with paedophile, who sexually abuses children. In the UK, a pack of vigilantes nearly lynched a paediatrician because they got a little bit confused.

The paediatrician fixed the physical damage caused by the paedophile.

by Ian Chode June 12, 2003

jaxi

Arse. This is a less common spelling, jacksy is more common.

I kicked him up the jaxi.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

doppy

A person, usually female, who although lovely might be a bit naive or absent-minded.

Holly is wonderful, but she's a bit doppy!

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

anal canal

The bodily orifice that something shoved up the ass goes into.
Note the slightly forced pronunciation here to get the rhyme.

Fabs took it up the anal canal like a man.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004