grunter

The man on the receiving end of anal sex. See also shunter.
Are you the grunter or the shunter?
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
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infomercial

A piece of (usually) television designed to both give information and promote a product. However, the information cannot be trusted because it is not impartial.
by Ian Chode September 05, 2003
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cherry

Virginity. Like a balloon, in that it only takes one prick and it's gone.
by Ian Chode January 10, 2007
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wingus

I am Mr Wingus, and this is Mr Dingus.
by Ian Chode February 17, 2004
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jelly jewellery

An inexpensive gift that a man gives to a lady; a pearl necklace that is not water resistant.
I spunked off on her neck, she'll have to make do with jelly jewellery.
by Ian Chode April 02, 2003
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