Ian Chode's definitions

botty baster

One who gives anal sex.

by Ian Chode June 11, 2003

curtain twitcher

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.

She is a right old curtain twitcher.

by Ian Chode June 16, 2006

grunter

The man on the receiving end of anal sex. See also shunter.

Are you the grunter or the shunter?

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

A starfish, be it chocolate or otherwise.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

spasmo

A spacker or otherwise debilitated individual.

Vivian you spasmo!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

snotty

To be arsey with someone.

When I said he was gay he got all snotty with me.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

fiddle

1. To cheat someone of money.
2. APpears in the UK sitcom "Blackadder" (series 3) as a rude word (when looking up the words "Fart, Fiddle, Fornicate" in Dr Johnson's first dictionary). Quite what 'fiddle' is intended to mean in this context is not clear.

John's on the fiddle.
I will fiddle the books.

by Ian Chode October 29, 2003