Ian Chode's definitions

chegwinned

To be drunk. After UK TV "celebrity" Keith Chegwin.

I wasn't just a bit drunk, I was completely Chegwinned.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

shit shunter

Homo-erectus; faggot.

The group identified 'gaylord' and 'nancy-boy' as meaning homosexual, but did not come up with more creative terms such as 'shit shunter' or 'trouser browser', much to my chagrin.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

prostate prodder

A homosexual who engages in an act of anal sex with another man.

He told the jury he couldn't have done it because he was a prostate prodder.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

wingus

Part of the fictional incompetant duo "wingus and dingus".

I am Mr Wingus, and this is Mr Dingus.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

chonga

Anything that is very large.

"I've got a chonga dick." - Howard H Helmet Jnr.

by Ian Chode February 21, 2004

cunt hairs

A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.

Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.

by Ian Chode February 22, 2004

do a Morecambe

I heard this phrase at the Comedy Store in London when an old man was performing at the gong show. I can only presume that the heckle "Do a Morecambe" meant to have a heart attack whilst performing, as did the much-loved British comedian Eric Morecambe, who many would consider to be one of the greatest comedians of all time. (Although technically Mr Morecambe had his heart attack in the wings after the show.)

Old stand-up: "..."
Heckler: "Do a Morecambe!"

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004