Definitions by Ian Chode

ball-cack 

Spunk; gentleman's jelly; man paste.

There are no CDs! Oh ball-cack!

ball-cack by Ian Chode October 9, 2003

Hoo haa 

Some kind of trouble or commotion.

The boss's decision to sack his marketing department caused a right hoo hah, let me tell you!

Hoo haa by Ian Chode October 6, 2003

cobbler's

See cobblers

cobbler's by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

cobblers

Balls.
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).

It was a right load of cobblers!

cobblers by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

nobsack 

See nobsac.

nobsack by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

testes 

Short form of testicles. You may also know them as balls, bollocks, cojones, huevos or nuts.
I use all of these terms, and more besides, but then I am Ian Chode, the greatest swearer of modern times!

Chode: Eat my testes, bitch.
Bitch: OK. Mmmmm, better than McDonalds.
Chode: Splat!

testes by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

plonkie 

A turd.

I did a plonkie!

plonkie by Ian Chode September 17, 2003