crestal myth

a word used by one who is so fucked up that they can no longer correctly pronounce the name of the drug that they are on
Dude, this uhhhhhh ha ummmmm crrrrestal myth is the shiiiiit man!
by Ian July 04, 2003
mugGet the crestal mythmug.

buckhaw

A warcry to some, a noble greeting for others, and furthermore a symbol of companionship. The Buckhaw is the ultimate word in language. It takes several forms, most notably the "violent buckhaw", the "noble buckhaw", the "whiny buckhaw" and the "standard buckhaw".
*Seconds before two friends begin to talk to each other, one extends a "whiny buckhaw". The friend, upon receiving this common greeting, responds with a moderately violent buckhaw*
Friend 1: Mmmmm Buckhaw!
Friend 2: BUCKHAW! Sup?
by Ian October 31, 2004
mugGet the buckhawmug.

weed

A green plant god put on the earth for me and you.
Grow buy role smoke enjoy.
by Ian February 02, 2005
mugGet the weedmug.

sour cream sandwich

when two men are in love and they feel it is the right time to take their relationship to the next level by translating their emotions into physical actions. during this act of love making they both simultaneously ejaculate onto each others chests then proceed to give each other a giant heart-felt hug.
i like sourcream sandwiches .............................. a lot
by ian January 21, 2005
mugGet the sour cream sandwichmug.

buta

abbrev. of bus turn-around. the area where the school buses arrive. every school might not exactly have one.
"yo, i'll see you at the buta after ninth period."
by ian August 09, 2005
mugGet the butamug.

wayne gretzky

When you're fucking a girl, and all of your buddies are in the closet with hockey uniforms and hockey sticks, and when you climax, they all come out and beat the shit out of the chick.
Dude we taped the Wayne Gretzky last night! bob got arrested!
by ian April 25, 2004
mugGet the wayne gretzkymug.