The name given to the coolest dudes to ever sail the seven seas. They have cool boats, cool planks and cool wooden legs. Parrots are also optional. Their main duties include searching far and wide for, "pluder," or, "bling," as it would now be known.
"Man, pirates rule,"
"Totally, we should do a presentation on them.
"Shiver me timbers!"
"Is that a yes?"
"Walk the plank!"
"stop it with the Pirate talk, are we doing this presentation or what?"
"Ahoy there mateys."
"Oh whatever then you Jabroni."
One better than "Extreme". Only those willing to take things to their furthest would dare do something so extreme that the "E" at the start of the word is too shit scared to stay and watch, running home to it's mum.
Dude A: "I'm gonna go to bed. Good Night dude."
Dude B: "I'm going to go to bed TO THE X-TREME!!!!!"
Dude A: "Grow up."
Dude B: "I'll grow up, grow up TO THE X-TREME!!"
Dude A: *sigh*
Dude B: *sigh "TO THE X-TREME!!"
Hell on Earth. We can't even play pictionary anymore!
"Man, meridian is so wack."
"I know we can't even play pictionary any more."
"Yeah, or hangman."
"Hangman is so last week, shut up you fooligan."
A name given to somebody partaking in the act of lying.
A consequence of becoming a, "liar, liar," is finding your pants spontaneously combusting into flames.
Lando: "Yo, I'm not a Judas."
Pete: "Liar Liar, Pants on fire."
Lando: "Ah, good point my good sir, could you please extinguish my trousers?"
Pete: "No...you bloody traitor."
One step down from the word X-treme.
It's commonly known that doing anything to the extreme is cool and all but only without the "E" at the start does something become so far out it's not even funny.
"Hey, check this out, I was walking down the street and then jumped off the kerb...to the extreme!"
"psht, I jumped off a kerb last week to the X-Treme, that's right, no "E" at the start!"
"Holy shit, you're my hero, can I have your babies?"
"No, your uterus couldn't handle my X-TREME sperm."
A person deprived of a childhood.
A consequence of this deprival is that said person becomes a traitor in all aspects of their lives.
"Hey, remember Ghost Castle? How cool was that?
"you fucking Lando, I bet you don't even remember The A-Team, Fun House or Finders Keepers."
"you're making these shows up."
"No I'm not you wierdo. You're just likethat dude in Big, becoming an adult overnight, missing your entire childhood."
"Big? Never heard of it."
"Lando, shut up you bloody Judas."