Portly

A person who isn't yet fat.

A portly person is an oaf.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 26, 2019

Hooker's for Jesus

A group of prositutes who sold themselves for Jesus. They were very successful.

Wanna handjob? $10 from the hooker's for Jesus. Bible reading in the alley.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 02, 2020

Mossad

Mossad Israeli security service.

Mossad never got George habash, or aribert Heim. They had some outstanding successes. The most important being the ones that are never revealed.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

Kiddy park

A kiddy park is for kids during the day, but after dark it takes on a different meaning.

Mr Mayor: (in hushed tones) I need you to test the equipment in the kiddy park tonight.
Yes, sir, replied the Nympomaniac association.
The mayor: different sexual positions!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

Western Australia

Western Australia, australia's version of a cowboy state. They want Independence, but also want access to all of the Commonwealth's funds. Complete Independence means just that. Better learn how to speak South African.

Western australia. They want to be 'free,' from the Commonwealth of Australia. South Africa will welcome them as their new province.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 18, 2020

Crowded house

New Zealand band

Crowded house. An overated band full of morons and half wits.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

Yowie

A large tall hairy person.

A yowie is not an ewok. It is similar to a Sasquatch

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019