Chad Morgan

The singing beaver.

Here's Chad Morgan singing the shiek of scrubby creek.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd January 02, 2020

ice cream wars

An ice cream truck vendor, who refused to give up their route to someone else. Hence an actual war broke out.

In the ice cream wars, the vendors would run each off the road, and try to kill as many of their competitors as they could.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 29, 2019

I love dick

A book written by someone who states they're a lesbian, but the title suggests otherwise.

I love dick, politically correct people have tried to ban it.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

Trolley

A small vehicle with four wheels, and a handlebar. Used for grocery shopping.

Trolley stealing is considered a federal crime. Especially if the thief enters the shopping centre at nighttime. Do not take said trolley through suburban streets after midnight.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 02, 2020

Dwarf throwing

Politically correct people don't like it.

Dwarf throwing. A politically correct moron got this sport banned. He doesn't like greasy pig wrestling, or beehive tossing.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

Tweet

A small furry bird, called a sparrow, who tweets. Not a moron on the internet, or you're girlfriend.

Only sparrows tweet.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

Kiddy park

A kiddy park is for kids during the day, but after dark it takes on a different meaning.

Mr Mayor: (in hushed tones) I need you to test the equipment in the kiddy park tonight.
Yes, sir, replied the Nympomaniac association.
The mayor: different sexual positions!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020