Definitions by Iam not Elmer Fudd

Nunnery

Nunnery a building filled with chicks who pray all day long, and suck on whiskey bottles at night.

Let's go over to the nunnery, and convert the lesbians.

Nunnery by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

Kiddy park 

A kiddy park is for kids during the day, but after dark it takes on a different meaning.

Mr Mayor: (in hushed tones) I need you to test the equipment in the kiddy park tonight.
Yes, sir, replied the Nympomaniac association.
The mayor: different sexual positions!

Kiddy park by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

Klu Klux Klan 

Klu Klux Klan A Buch of hillbillies with beady eyes, that like to wear pointy hats.

The klu Klux Klan will accept morons, hairy people, and lesbians. But not homosexuals.

Klu Klux Klan by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 8, 2020

Dumb fuck

A politician who sees a person on a roof, and decides that industry needs reform. But later discovers, it doesn't.

Dumb fuck saw a tradesmen on the roof and decided he would reform that industry.

Dumb fuck by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 8, 2020

Therese 

Therese likes to wear sweat pants.

No need to visit the zoo, Therese resembles a bear.

Therese by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 8, 2020

Arnold 

Arnold is a hairy pink peanut.

I visited the zoo and saw Arnold the peanuts relatives. They tossed their scat at people, Arnold likes to toss beehives.

Arnold by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 7, 2020

Harry hard-on 

Harry hard-on is a gorilla. He lives at the zoo.

Harry hard-on doesn't like to be kidnapped, and placed in the radio station as a joke. To him and DJ, it's a grave insult.

Harry hard-on by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 7, 2020